It’s always corny joke time.

Why is Henry David a good detective?

Here’s a true thing about Hungary that may help to contextualize why it may seem like so many Hungarians are still Nazis:

In an emergency, of course, you will always have a phone number with a different provider, just in case. As one does! That’s horrifying.

At some point, I’ll be able to read a sentence about vote totals in 2016 and not feel physical pain in my chest, right?

If organs were taken from deceased patients without their or their family’s consent, wouldn’t that be ethically unsound?

That extra $54 billion is just going to improve internet connectivity in Arlington. FIOS for everyone!

I just read 1984 for the first time (my public school education failed me), and it was almost too on the nose for these times.

I can’t wait to read almost any other book. Several of them, even!

I know people who voted for him in hopes he would lift Dodd Frank or rein in the EPA methane regulations.

My anecdote certainly isn’t data, but I bought a Prius the same week that the president said that environmental regulations were too tough. I was already in the market for a new car, and I’d been eying hybrids anyway, but that was the final push I needed.

God, Duplex is such a great place.

There’s music on the radio? I thought it was all Robin Young, Sam Sanders, and Garrison Keillor.

I’m glad she feels like she can join this organization and be supported by its current members, but I also think (some of!) the Marines she knows are fucking full of shit.

Thanks, this is very helpful.

Thanks, this is very helpful.

Thanks!

Thanks!

Thinking of buying it just for international traveling—both the extreme portability, and to make sure I don’t stress about CBP scrolling through my primary computer. Do you only have the 7 inch? I’m wondering if it’s worth it to spend a little more (plus the accessories) for the HD 8.

Thinking of buying it just for international traveling—both the extreme portability, and to make sure I don’t stress…

Take it away, Lizzie McGuire!

I love those pictures.

Generally, I haaaaaaate her, but I’m really digging the show.