I know that everyone keeps repeating the same things, but have them call and write their elected officials. If they can go to a town hall, they should. If they can go by an office and talk to a staffer face to face, that’s even better. Boomers are the only electoral cohort that get any damn respect, so they have some…

I thought they were making a joke about being in Jane Elliot’s class, but oh no.

A fraction of the gore of Passion of the Christ. As other have said, it’s confined to the last, oh, 15 minutes? And even that’s a light R.

If the primaries taught me anything, it’s that the key to maintaining sanity here is not giving a shit.

As one of my coworkers yelled at another one of my coworkers, “Only like what I like!!!”

My condolences.

The locations are fairly spread out, but they’re all east of 14th St, which is one of the main thoroughfares. And the city itself is so small—it’s 60 sq miles, compared to New York’s 300.

Wait, are those the only details you’re going to give us? I need the play by play.

I wish I could bring your comment out of the grey just for that.

I’m moderately sympathetic to that, but it’s been at least eight years and now he’s threatening to derail his child’s life.

The judge took cues from the boy himself in making the unusual decision.

Genetic testing? Pshaw. I think it’s clear that you really should have turned to Yahoo! Answers.

Oh, I’m not doubting the validity of the condition as a whole. It’s the implication that she did some googling, maybe hit up WebMD, to figure this out that I find horrifying.

Sometimes researching yourself is really important! But research into how her body absorbs specific vitamins? Yeah fucking right.

That Lo story has all sorts of crazy lines in it. My favorite:

Psst. Do you know that TSA is part of DHS?

Look at the way it walks. It’s so effing weird.

“Democrats and Republicans are the same” is absolutely garbage and not a statement made by anyone grounded in reality.

Yeah, I’m an asshole. I think my time living in Georgia broke me a little.

Uh. Well. In defending an initially questionable remark, you kind of dug yourself a deeper hole. If you think that 5 percentage points makes you a swing state, best of luck to you.