I’m a black, millenial male, and 2017 has been absolutely demoralizing. All my life I’ve sincerely believed racism is a thing of the past, the only ones still clinging to white supremacy were dying off, the future was rosy. Even DJTs rise didn’t trouble me as much because he still lost the popular vote and the youth…

“Yes, I AM a lawyer!”

Kitty was real excited until he saw the actual size of the Cardinals.

Yadier Meowlina

The funny thing is, using the term “virtue signaling” casts as much of a label on the user as the user might think it is a label on somebody else. Along with terms like SJW and snowflake, they’re meaningless and somewhat of a joke or meme.

To people who have debated these topics, that line is an old classic. There are a hundred reasons why that doesn’t work as an argument.

The bottom line is we don’t need to eat animals or wear and cover our seats with their skins. We do need to evolve past the habits of cavemen not just in terms of kindness and sustainability but also to realize our true potential as human beings and beyond. In other words we need to develop a greater sensitivity to…

“Applied Economics was fairly limited in its scope. That’s why we are pleased to announce that the chamber has decided to commission the fine people at Implied Economics.”

a) their kid hadn’t even been born when they got rid of the cat, and b) the kid was already born when they got the chihuahua they abandoned. If the kid were really allergic, they wouldn’t have gotten it in the first place. Are you really that gullible?

none of the tigers are holding the camera either. :)

I don’t want anyone at work touching me for any reason. Hello and Goodbye work just fine.

I insist on extending to all my professional colleagues the same warm, personal greeting I give my own family — a solemn nod and verbal acknowledgment of their presence. 

how can they have standing, they don’t have any legs

Humanity has done lots of things for thousands of years that don’t “work.” People don’t fast because it actually clears their body of “toxins,” people fast because it makes you high. Same as meditation.

Just take your empty bottle through and fill it on the other side, where there are chilled, filtered drinking fountains in every major airport. This complaint was getting old even a decade ago.

I once had the pleasure of working with one of the early architects of the TSA security checkpoints (on an entirely separate consulting gig, fyi). He claimed that the the checkpoint has all of the annoying things like taking off your shoes, pouring out your water, etc., mainly because they can’t NOT have them. The…

Or just tell your kid that you and your spouse have sex in the house all the time and kill it for them forever.

They’ve already released the new new logo. 

I guess Whitehead was just asking for it, dressing up like that all slutty like.

All other things remaining the same, increasing a credit line will lower the percentage of credit used. This will increase your score.

All other things remaining the same, increasing a credit line will lower the percentage of credit used. This will…