I know this is meant as a joke, but the more I have to read articles like this and horrible comment sections, the more I feel this is a true statement. :/

Right, it’s the “laws” part that is the problem. I

It is very hard to be a non-hugger in 2017. And when people know you are a non-hugger, they just try to hug you even more because it is “funny” and it really isn’t.

Here in Oklahoma, tornadoes are a little higher up on the list.

Ahem, 2012.

Since I live right by an Air Force base and directly under the flight path of a fleet of AWACS, would this probably not work for me?

Since I live right by an Air Force base and directly under the flight path of a fleet of AWACS, would this probably…

So what type of accent is used on Happy Valley? I normally don’t have a problem understanding accents, but I had to watch that show with the subtitles turned on. I was missing so much!

One of those terrible Oklahoma hurricanes.

Yeah, I am a popcorn fiend and, as such, every dog I’ve had my entire life has eaten plenty. Current dogs are 15, 12, and 9, no problems so far.

Yeah, the older I get, the easier it is to see that the idea of everything changing once the young idealists get in charge is a pipe dream. The more things change, the more things stay the same. Unfortunately.

So, what did he say?

Oklahoma City, while basically a death trap for people of all abilities who dare not use a car, has the speaking cross walks that tell you which light has changed.

-me crazy

Trust me, passing unconstitutional laws is Oklahoma’s bread and butter. And spending a bunch of money to defend them is what our A.G., Scott Pruitt, excels at!

We have the exact same morning routine and news needs.

And Commie lovers!!

Hahaha, what?? Buffalo cheese isn’t vegan!

Same. At home, I go out of my way to not speak to anyone in this god forsaken state, but it is an obligation while out in the world.

Yes! I was starting to think I was the only one who saw that since I haven’t seen anyone else mention it.