These are in fact the horses that sealed the Odor deal. This is not a joke

I feel like in America, the gold standard for beautiful end-games for superstars is like John Elway, retiring at the top of his game, having won the Superbowl. And people grumble when stars “stick around too long” like when Jerry Rice would play for absolutely anybody, trying to be a 2nd or 3rd wide receiver…

Translated for Trump supporter’s:

Yeah, 20+ years of internet service and apparently nobody has learned anything. I’m concerned that collectively we’re getting dumber.

So when I was in middle school and regular people started getting the internet we were given two rules. 1. Don’t trust /anything/ you read online and 2. Never give out your personal info.

German news stated today that the Euro is up due to Trump’s inability to pass health care. Stocks are down because people assume since he couldn’t pass health care, he also won’t be able to pass tax cuts and the German economic index is up because people assume since his bill failed, his taxes on foreign trade will…

Women can also wear jeans and bermuda shorts though. That is a fairly lax dress code. McDonalds employees have a stricter dress code than that.

No, it does not say “containing lycra.” It says (and I quote from my own pass rider paperwork) no “form fitting lycra/spandex tops, pants and dresses.” Leggings are lycra pants, ergo, no leggings when you’re pass traveling. They’re not asking you to go all biblical and not mix your fibers in your blouses or your jeans.

... actually it’s its vagina.

“How many students said I exposed myself?” said Sharkey.

But was it a sandwich?

Christians are a disease.

The Thunder have always had a policy that the team is above any individual player, a policy I didn’t understand until this past Summer. I criticized their insistence that all their billboards contain at least three players, with two usually being bench players, and none more emphasized than the other when they could…

You just mentioned the two most disgusting candy items in existence and you’re questioning Haribo lovers? This is truly Trump’s America.

1.) Getting hit by a car

I am making the exact same face as the little blue guy on that package right now.

Because he CUT spending, and the deficit, but don’t let facts get in the way.

You mean cleaning up the steaming pile of shit the last GOP administration left for us?

The multi trillion dollars we spent trying to fill in the hole that the Cheney administration swindled us into digging in Iraq?

The war that we’re still fighting?

Yet we also spend more then the next 10 nations combined on our military, just so we can run around playing hero for no pay, and the costs are adding up more and more every year. While the countries we are protecting enjoy universal healthcare, 30 days off per year for citizens, good retirement plans, etc., because…

I’m incredibly old, and I remember well that my friends and I watched American Bandstand religiously (mostly on my best friend’s TV, which was a huge, clumsy, black-and-white cabinet set, an RCA if I’m remembering correctly—this was back in the day, when TV stations signed off late at night and came back on with the…