My local BMW store straight up has a statement on their finished RO’s begging for a 10, admitting that anything less is considered a failure. Given that information, I have no idea how they’re still in business because they’re the worst dealer in the known universe.

Perhaps a video would illustrate it best.

If this whole string of comments does not get comment of the day, there is no justice in the world.

Mustangs are incredibly deadly too, Stangman, but we still let people buy them./sort of sarcasm

This truck lives blocks from me, seen it around for years. It’s pretty damn cool in person. If anyone needs it checked out...

A professionally filmed documentary on the privatization of ATC. By which I mean, a master troll who knows how aviation works versus a bunch of teenagers on Flight Simulator X.

Flight Sim X, used not at all as intended.

He’d probably ask you to Alt+F4 for forgetting the “Force” between Air and Proud...

I’ve ordered the Golden State Warriors to send you an illegal screen right away.

I don’t know that I’d call it legit in this case.

Out of the gray with you, my friend! 

Flight Simulator X. I don’t even play, but I’ve spent hours laughing my ass off to this guy’s videos.

This guy’s vids are hilarious. There’s another one where he vectors an F/A-18 to shoot down a Cub.

This is pretty much what I imagine:

Not when they ask me specifically what cars they should look at and how much they should pay, then ignore all of that and buy something stupid for too much money. Then I wait like Peter Griffin for a righteous “I told you so” moment when the car goes to shit.

Why aren’t they crying?

There is a precedent around here...

I’ve defended Jukes on more than one occasion, but now I feel betrayed.

DISHONOR

Can we get some negative stars up in here? It has been brought to my attention that someone in the comments, a certain Juke owner, shall we say, has called the 993 ugly. This aggression will not stand, man.