Based on actual voting, that is a statement of empirical fact.

Banana Republic has the same problem that J. Crew has. Part fit/style issues, but the main problem is that the quality has been steadily declining for over a decade and price points have stayed steady or increased (beyond normal inflation). No one wants to remain loyal to a store that keeps throwing crappily made…

Right! That’s the fastest way to get the cops called on you.

I feel for the little girl, pulled apart in all this mess.

Is he teeny? I have A Thing for small, very hot men. Pocket Adoni.

I was watching 10 things I hate about you the other day - Krumholtz <3

Hello I saw him IRL once then I died & now I'm a ghost

“and I thought well as well him as another and then I asked him with my eyes to ask again yes and then he asked me would I yes to say yes my mountain flower and first I put my arms around him yes and drew him down to me so he could feel my breasts all perfume yes and his heart was going like mad and <b>yes I said yes…

I MEANT CHOPSTICKS BUT MY PHONE MADE IT CHIPS STICKS...CAN I PATENT THIS?!

Based on the facial hair, I can say that this was during the filming of “Show Me a Hero”. I would be embarrassed that I know that if I didn’t want to sit on his fa-*signal drops*

My thirst for Oscar is so acute I’m almost ashamed. I would not be able to play it cool if I met him IRL. I’d have to walk away bc I respect that he is a real person and I wouldn’t want to creep him out by ugly crying or humping his leg. No pornstache, strange culinary habits, or viral infection can quench this…

I eat my m&m’s with a Tostitos Scoop.

I feel a green eggs and ham situation going on here with all the comments, so I’m just going to go for it:

Still? I’d go with more.

OH MY GOD I ACTUALLY HAD THE OPPORTUNITY TO DO THIS TO A CAT CALLER THE OTHER DAY AND I DID AND IT WAS AMAZING ok that’s all

Obligatory.

Yeah, that’s pretty much the entire fucking point.

Republican party to Trump: “please remove your gaping maw from our dog whistle. You’re getting spittle on it."

Anna and Gabby, you’re both surrounded by deeply religious people. With no disrespect bro their faith, can you please ask them this burning question by hat plagues my faith:

Secaucus Syndrome. It’s like Stockholm Syndrome but louder!