She won silver, but patriarchy won gold.

I am wondering if it makes me especially dead inside that his choice of doing that at that time screamed “THIRSTYYY” to me. Just let her have her moment. Ask her later.

Cute, but he stole her thunder. I don’t know if I’d have been okay with him stealing my shine with a proposal. But she loves him I guess.

She may have been initially asked by the prosecutor, but the prosecutor has said since that she was very clear that she didn’t want to take the case but she couldn’t get out of it since the judge wanted her on it.

Okay with you if I adopt this as my new catchphrase?
“Hey, wanna grab dinner on Friday?” “I wish, but that’s just not the way these titties work.”
“Do you mind staying late today to finish that report?” “I wish, but that’s just not the way these titties work.” etc. etc.

What do squids think about? None of us will ever know

How bout this?! LOOK AT THOSE BIRDS, JUDGING MOTHER FUCKERS.

I felt the book was good, not great as a read. But the story is fascinating enough to keep you going.

yeah, I put this book alongside Under The Banner of Heaven as being so damn hard to read because each page makes you more and more angry.

Killer Mike is “effective” insofar in that he makes white Bernie supporters think black people are voting for Bernie.

Tammy Duckworth endorsed Hillary Clinton. Maybe you're thinking of Tulsi Gabbard?

That is a bullshit thinly veiled excuse for sexism.

One time at a bar after a Jets game I spilled a beer on someone's baby. The woman yelled at me and I just said that's what you get for having a baby in a bar.

I can’t believe no one this far has mentioned the fact that all the criticism has been directed at Chrissy, as though fathers are somehow automatically off the hook?

This is an excellent question. I’ve gathered a panel of experts on the female body to see if they can find out what exactly is going on with... all that:

DEBBIE WASSERMAN SCHULTZ? Are you insane? The one woman Democrat who’s more widely despised than Clinton?

Actually, not in New York. Toplessness is legal in New York thanks to 1992 Court of Appeals decision, not simply because the State has made it legal. While the decision did not explicitly reach the question of whether it was actually an Equal Protection violation to ban toplessness for women and not for men, it has…

Oh, my sweet summer child. What do you know of fear? Fear is for Tuesdays when the tacos cease to exist. Fear is for the empty hot sauce bottle, and when children are born and live and die, all without ever tasting an avocado. That is the time for fear, my little lord; when tacos are never found on a Tuesday or any…