Things I am tired of being asked about, ranked: 1. Why do you hate your mother so much? 2. Sleepless in Seattle, or While you were Sleeping? 3. Have you tried homeopathic remedies for your bi polar disorder? 4. You haven’t tried these delicious gluten free cardboard tasting muffins? 5. Have you tried turning off the…

Please do elaborate on my interests? Because Income inequality isn’t fixing racism and the supposition that it will is ignorant as all hell. Like it’s literally infuriating. As is the fact that Sanders voted for the same crime bill that they like to throw in HRC’s face. I’m old enough to remember the crack epidemic…

I’m black and voting for Hillary. #SorrynotSorry. I don’t find this condescending at all. Why don’t you get in government IS the right answer. I’m so tired of all these whiny people running around complaining all the politicians are in someone’s pocket or are “UNAUTHENTIC” . GO BE A POLITICIAN Then. That’s an…

This not-at-all-ridiculous-sounding incident definitely happened, that sultry nanny is for sure both real and quite horny, and furthermore why aren’t we all capitalizing Blogger to give it the gravitas it deserves, hmm

Melanin-Subtracted NBC

I’ve heard a lot of guys brag that if they ran, they’d trip over their own dick, but this is the first time I’ve actually seen it happen.

The weird thing is all this racist fervor is kicking in at a time when crime rates are dropping, pregnancy rates are dropping, affirmative action has disappeared, taxes are low, welfare rolls have disappeared - yet black people are still being scapegoated. Rural white Americans - it is not our fault your lives suck.…

curious as to what he thinks endorsing means

You would think that any reasonable, non-racist person would be able to make an exception for executive orders and/or other federal intervention where the enslavement of human beings is concerned. “States’ rights” my ass.

*In the corner*

I don’t think a vagina is a pre-req for fucking, so I am throwing my support behind you as the representative from district America.

The greed badger longingly stared at my bacon.

It’s a good thing my dog is going to live forever and I won’t have to go through this.

I hope Kristen Gillibrand gets a higher national profile. She’s pretty cool.

I don’t even know why voting for a woman because she’s a woman or voting for a black guy just because he’s black is bad.

Answer to the question: however the fuck she wants. The question is insulting (not that I’m pointing fingers at Stassa, just, you know, at the entire culture of this debate).

So you’re saying you made a well thought out, reasonable decision about your health and your body; the people responsible for it did not judge or subject you to their personal bias; and your supportive partner was there for you and cared for you before, during and after.

It sounds crazy, but sometimes I wish they had voluntary debtor’s prison. I am fairly certain I would spend 6 months to a year in jail to wipe out my 6 figure law school debt.

I still don’t think you’d be the asshole in this situation.