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9/6/19

Hell, at least horses would vote on shit unlike the turtle

9/6/19

That was a hilarious moment, his face was priceless. He looked like every shocked Scooby Doo villian when they pull off his mask.

9/6/19

I just want the milkshake thing to come back

9/6/19

You should forever hate what ever kind of person did this to you and all other people of the same persuasion

9/6/19

You gotta lump it all in together with the troops, cops, etc. to make anyone who disagrees a commie

9/6/19

It’s so funny because you can tell that these idiots just come up with an idea and assume all their viewers will agree. They are so out of touch and they just keep doing it over and over.

9/6/19

on top of being an environmentalist, trump is also a weatherologist. Only he really knows what the weather is gonna do. You can’t trust the fake weather reports from the...government.

9/6/19

This has infuriated me for years, the Pats are virtually guaranteed a bye every year simply by virtue of being in the shitty AFC East

9/6/19

We are truly the Dunning–Kruger effect nation

9/6/19

He couldn’t have raped it, have you seen it? Not nearly good looking enough, not even possible.

9/6/19

Good thing the “party of law & order”is in power right

9/6/19

What are the odds that he has called the CEO of Hagger to ask to have special slacks made for his giant hog a la LBJ? Surely he has heard the story and i think there is 0% chance he could hold back from doing it to try to prove his manhood.

9/6/19

With this family I just assume they replaced him with a more preferable model as with melanie on several occasions. trump just said something about wishing barron was bigger and more manly and some assistant went and replaced him with one that met the criteria and don just assumed that the world changed to meet his…

9/5/19

this is the exact kinda socialist mumbo jumbo that keeps me from buying my favorite childhood toy, Bag O’Glass.

9/5/19

I AM JOHN MCCAIN’S DAUGHTER!

9/5/19

It really is getting hard to be sure all the time. Satire is almost dead because of this dumpster fire of a regime.

9/5/19

like with exercise there is a finite amount of data that the body can take in

9/5/19

Fake Time! I mean his base actively blames Obama for Katrina and 9/11, they obviously don’t believe time is real. Come to think of it, they may be onto something because it feels like 3 decades since 2016.

9/5/19

at this point i just see the Spongebob mocking gif every time he speaks

9/5/19

that sounds like some kinda sharia nonsense