You forgot wettest, he seems to be very obsessed with the wetness level of storms. Which is odd because I’m sure he didn’t give a dam about the wetness level or satisfaction of Stormy. rimshot.gif

So much this. If he would have done literally nothing the NY real estate he inherited would have made him multiple times richer than he is now. He was given a golden goose and effectively raped, beat and killed it to feed his ego.

He most definitely thought Alabama was South Carolina right? I mean there is really very little chance he could point out many of the states on an unlabeled map other than Florida, TX and CA.

Why can’t these morons understand how time works?  I see them tweet this shit about Katrina and 9/11 constantly.

Fake Weather News!

I wasn’t even this stubborn when my wife would point out something I was wrong about.

I actually thought that Trump secretly just replaced Pence with a Jar of Mayonnaise in a suit months ago

also Sessions, loved watching him get continually punched in the dick

Raiders gon Raider

Yeah, I hope he drags his ass in perpetuity

Who does this though. Why would you lend someone a weapon tied to you that they could use to kill someone?  I don’t trust anyone enough to do that and put myself at risk.  I live in Texas and I have never heard of this nor has anyone asked me to borrow a gun.  This seems preposterous to me.

I think her assumption is fair considering his post said he lent them to friends for self defense and hunting, he never mentioned at the range. I assumed the same thing based on his wording and the disproportionate amount of gun violence that involves domestic abuse.

This asshat is thankfully being righteously dragged on twitter.

The image had not loaded yet when I clicked on the header and I legitimately thought it was another post about Bernie and Meghan McCain

It tracks, he has always been a virus.  He sucks up all resources from a given situation and then moves on to the next leaving bankruptcies in his wake.

Yeah, just acknowledge the scorpion and the frog situation. “You let me, a robber, into the vault so yeah I am gonna rob it”

because they are the best people!

Dak is a completely different animal. There are about a million ancillary benefits to being the QB of the Cowboys, many of which Dak is already benefiting from. He will get his money but I don’t think he will hold them hostage, I think it will be a reasonable deal. Probably between Wentz and Goff.  Also, keep in mind…

I honestly think that each position group should have their own union, especially RBs

They would burn their Walmart apparel in protest but I’m pretty sure it’s all American flag and MAGA shirts so it’s quite the quandary.