I love the GOPs idea that what matters most is land mass not population when it comes to voting representation. 

It deserves all the stars, Ron almost always does

Doug(s) love subsidies as long as they are for him. They only hate them when they benefit the wrong (see not white, not Doug) people.

Believe me when I say....I..fucked..a..mermaid!

You’re truly the hero we need but do not deserve

This reminds me of this old fat executive I worked for at a giant bank. He used to have his assistant print out his calendar entries and emails every morning individually and then stack them on the desk. He had access to the calendar/email just as she did but insisted they be input and then printed out. He also made…

I’m sure it is in the works, in the meantime I’m sure he will at least get a tweet about how there were very fine people on both sides of that very unfair “alleged” incident

“No puppet, you’re the puppet.”  they legit only play “I’m rubber you are glue”, it’s all they know how to do

someone probably just started a twitter handle (@theblacks or something) and tweeted it to him

I hope they go and Omar comes a knocking

that and civility seem to be stronger than heroin to them

I offered Mitch an alternative since #MoscowMitch chapped his ass so much #MoscowsBitch

This is what constantly confuses me. He lost the popular vote last time mostly due to Bernie Bros and Stein supporters splitting the Dem (or not showing up) vote but somehow thinks new rational people are going to come around to vote for him/GOP after 4 years of this complete dumpster fire?

it’s the normal GOP projection

Probably a DM group

He’s gotta be the first president to accelerate the aging of the population instead of the job aging him 

Nah, that’s just how much all decent and sane people have aged over the actual time frame.

There are also a couple of black hosts on Fox news so that pretty much is where it ends.

The only actual plan I have seen from the GOP in my lifetime is more money/less taxes for rich people, hurt people of color, control women and persecute LGBTQ. Everything else they say is just a vague, nebulous bullshit sound bites.

This pairing was inevitable and expected in our current hellscape