It really is something to see one in it’s natural habitat

Psst, GOPers are terrible humans for the most part

I only live to see my enemies die

I agree but most people making minimum wage are not really equipped to even know how to address the issue. It’s not like they have much time to educate themselves about the government and take action while struggling to eat everyday.

Bootstraps!

I forget what book it was in but Malcolm Gladwell said the job that being a street level crack dealer most closely aligned with would be a McDonalds employee. Horrible pay and conditions but extremely stressful (and deadly in the case of the crack dealer)

Just throw change at the attendant and yell “Wildcard Bitches!” as you peel out

Holy shit, they’ve been indentured servants all along.

These damn millennials bitching about school debt and no healthcare, just go panhandle for it Chad!

Same, I rocketed up the ranks in fast food but switched over to finance because I just had too much disposable cash to deal with.

Had thought about Shoney’s in decades

If you are gonna start addressing every stupid thing that comes out of the mouths of those hosts you are in for a colossal, unending undertaking

So much this! Every MAGAt asshole is constantly saying “be careful what you wish for, it might lead to people on your side too”. No it wont moron because my side is the side opposed to child rapists, regardless of political affiliation. If they are diddling kids, lock them in a hole.

But the government provided benefits are superb

All they need is the data from Deutsche Bank that Cheetolini currently has tied up in the courts.  All the proof you’d ever need of money laundering will be in that data.

Money Laundering to reduce the deficit!  There, now it’s GOP approved.

this is the good and correct take, do the damn trades!

Only thing I can think of to top it all is to elect a monkey humping a football.

sorry for my shoddy reporting

LOL, I loved that insinuation that if he slept with a black woman he can’t be racist. I guess that means all those slave owners who had sex with their slaves weren’t racist either.  It’s science.