I was wondering this as well?  I would’ve thought it was Hemsworth/Evans then Pine, then getting hit by a car then Pratt.

I love this because every time Pete throws down some sassy shade on Trump it would damn near cause Orange Julius to explode

I’m enjoying your conviction to the Gotdayam bit

Jesus loves the little embryos!  It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Steve!

Are you talking about Aaron Rodgers?

“But what about the bears, her period will attract bears to the white house!”

God I hope she wins the nomination.  She is so damn intelligent and thoughtful.  

I believe it was up to $25,000 per day. It probably wouldn’t phase Barr or Mnunchin but it would definitely make lower level staffers sweat mightily. They absolutely need to enforce these fines.

I’m legitimately flummoxed as to how military members support him. I know there are many who don’t but there are still many who do. He obviously thinks he is above the law, he dodged the draft, he is actively diverting funds from the military to his stupid wall and he is endangering their lives daily by insulting our…

Hey now, Fanta is good! Want-a-fanta, dont-ya-wanta-a-fanta

I was reading an article by the author of “Art of the Deal” (during his casino phase) and the overwhelming majority of what Trump did on a daily basis was look at fabric swatches. He ran a large Real Estate conglomerate including multiple casinos and his main priority was picking out curtains and new suit fabric. It…

There are many good teachers in Texas but I can also say that every idiot I knew in college here that started to fail out of their major changed over to education.  I was astounded at my 10 year reunion just how many people I would have thought dead from the Darwin awards were now teachers.

I think he was just doing the normal GOP thing and doing what the Insurance and Pharma lobby told him up until he got very sick and actually had to use his government provided healthcare and then grew a conscience and started voted the other way

she just can’t quit his one policy of hating and killing immigrants/ people of color

That was Lindsey Graham you’re thinking of

She married a white supremacist!

Especially since almost everyone associated with the report (Mueller specifically) is a lifelong republican as well

No celebrities?

it’s just the little squiggly lines in your eyes that zoom away if you try to focus on them

it’s obvious