and their labor force has largely been deported so the crops that aren’t destroyed just rot in the fields

The government healthcare that congress is provided sure seems to work well, all the while they tell you it won’t. You can’t pry that healthcare from their cold, dead hands ( even the GOP ones!). Surely all of the GOP congressmen would refuse their government provided healthcare in favor of a far superior market…

I feel like there has to be a permanent tailor on staff at the White House, it just boggles the mind

And the Evangelicals will say that it was God’s will to expel all evil out of their anointed leader so he can fulfill his holy doodies

Damn the organ donor that saved his ass

The hankerchief life is the only life for me, it has kept my nose from being rubbed raw for many years. Shop towels(the blue ones) are also quite versatile as actual paper products go, very strong yet soft and absorbent.

I just love the supreme irony of ordering the intelligence agency to comply with the DOJ while also ordering his staff to not comply with Congressional subpoenas.  

I really hadn’t thought about until lately, but you may be on to something. I just assumed that since he was shouting NO OBSTRUCTION!, NO COLLUSION! while publicly obstructing and colluding that there was indeed none of that happening.  Lately though, I’m getting some suspicions.

my job here is done, good day

I think they would go to Canada if we weren’t sorta directly between them and it.

except white supremacists 

Saying you want multiple parties but that the GOP should not be tolerable are not contradicting statements. The GOP has become a vile blight on the country and it should go the way of the dinosaur. Other parties will put up candidates to fill that space.

always relevant

I’m just surprised he hasn’t started making inclinations as to legalizing incest yet

She would definitely be on Bill the Butchers side of ideology

And then you have the Japanese crowd staying after Olympic events to clean up after the other tourists so the janitors don’t have to

Even so, how did he get through normal college and then medical school

I could actually see a scenario in which Trump doesn’t masturbate because he thinks you have a finite amount of man gravy.

I’ve been saying since he was elected that he will never leave the office voluntarily

very cool, very legal