i think its because theyre cheap. i bought two noodles for less than 3 bucks. used it in different places such as garage door jam *since those mofos are super heavy, and child protection for like the table edges etc.

Between making sure they’re level, not crumbly from being cut, and not torn to pieces by your kids, this doesn’t sound that effective in practice...

Uh........

It would, except they admitted they are ripping the assets from a game by Nintendo. If they had made their own custom models it would be a bit different, but still open to takedown.

All those times I can’t remember the metric conversion ratio, but can remember the fibonacci sequence?

I almost caught that bastard Liege of the Lake about a week ago. I nearly had the fish at the end of it’s life bar, when the line snapped... I shut the game off and have been playing Battlefield 4 since.

I “accidentally” had the Murk Grouper strike when I had the first rod and reel. Holy shit.
No. I did not land it.

If Republicans were smart—if they were a rational political party able to act in their own best interests—they’d impeach Trump as soon as possible.

No, no, no, no, no, no, fucking no. Toilet paper should not be used for this as it is designed to break apart when exposed to moisture as to not clog sewage/septic systems, there is a very high probability you will have lint or paper stuck to your cake. Use a damn paper towel, tissue, or better yet a hair dryer on…

We can help with that, too. Vote with your dollars. Support small businesses that will listen to us about what we expect them to do to stop polluting the environment.

But it’s only fair to point out that any pollution a single individual does or how many changes that person makes to reduce levels... is nothing compared to the pollution a single factor can and does produce. And with lawmakers mostly siding with corporate interests and relaxing pollution laws.. all in the name of the…

Ditch the concept of allowance all together... I haven’t seen or heard of allowance in the grown up world... My kids get commission and understand the concept of getting paid for work. They have a chore chart with pictures for help remembering what’s due each day & accountability. On Friday they get paid for the…

I’ll be the first to say that clearing your sinus using a neti pot is one of the best feelings I have felt. Its right up there with a good sneeze. Her smile, and reaction, sums up that feeling best.

Until we bought a set of Hue lightbulbs.

My friend has a Google Home. His wife thinks its hilarious to yell “Ok google, play smashmouth on all speakers” and then she dances in her underwear for him. He hates smashmouth and it is indeed hilarious. I discovered that the google home is sensitive enough that I can send him a voice message over facebook messenger…

Exactly. I burn my penis every day and it looks nothing like this.

I dunno if it’s sexual, but if you watch the Brotherhood anime, there’s an episode dedicated to it. A girl wants Prompto to give Noctis something, but he is ashamed of his nerdy/overweight status. He works hard for YEARS to feel up to being recognized by Noctis and saying hello, only to find that Noct had noticed him…

prompto is my precious child and no harm shall ever befall him

Man, Gackt is a name I haven’t heard since my heavy gundam fanboy days of the early 2000s.

Ahh...Planet Fitness. Or as I call it, Average Joes, where the first Tuesday of every month they have pizza brought in for all the members.