Well thank fucking god...I’m tired of seeing the Matrix code.

One time, I had a customer have me call a different company they used to print their business cards to get their logo from them. Seriously. I called the company, and they eventually gave it to me, but they were like “What the fuck?”

Last time we were looking for a house, all the exterior shots of one listing seemed to be taken from the left side. It was really awkward until we drove by. The neighboring house was lime green when every other home in the neighborhood was some shade of tan.

“Exercise” means sex, right?

Anecdotes != data.

I’m an illustrator, and I quoted an old college friend my going rate once (if we haven’t spoken since graduation and you added me on FB last week, you aren’t getting the friends-and-family rate, I don’t care if we had a class together once). She accused me of giving her an inflated rate just because I didn’t want to…

I bake 3 or 4 different cookies, pick up large chinese take out containers, and give everyone a cookie gift pack.

Wyatt was “the new antagonist” for the guests that Ford was planning in his “new storyline”. No one outside of Ford and Arnold knew that Dolores was already Wyatt, that Wyatt was the name of the personality update for Dolores that Arnold used to kill himself and the other hosts.

It was kind of supposed to be obvious because that wasn’t the big twist....lol

I think it’s really difficult to generalize the feelings of hiring managers across all verticals, company sizes, etc. I would wager, the feelings that a hiring manager of a company of 10 people will have significantly different thoughts than the hiring manager at a company with 1000, or 50,000...

I think they’ve done some contouring as well. That’s not to say he isn’t crazy ripped, but it’s a makeup trick to help accentuate what’s already there. Great cosplay though. Fav pick is when he’s forcing Noctis to eat. lol.

So you’re gonna masturbate? Good for you. Charity begins at home, after all.

We in science do this a lot for internal presentations. Once the conferences draw near, though, I busy myself with either properly crediting all imagery from the web or finding replacements..

The small places have an excuse. I get this from large corporations, often. If I ask for the brand guideline PDF they send me the instructions on how to logon to their FTP. They honestly don’t know the difference. While I’m playing this game of Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis with emails I’m off to google…

I work in print production and you’d be surprised how often the boss tells me to do this. They should know better but since it hasn’t bitten them in the ass yet, it keeps happening.

That’s how I read it. All legal cases like this do require some investigation, meanwhile the defendant has to file some reply to the charges, naturally that reply is “not guilty”, otherwise they would have already reached a settlement, which they could still do.

My mac and cheese was ridiculously critiqued by one of those people last year at a pot luck. You know, those people who learned how to cook last week by watching videos on Buzzfeed? And has one of those colorful ceramic knife sets, and only cuts on glass or marble cutting “boards”. She proceeded to tell me that I…

I find “Answer this email completely or you’re fired” in the subject line is also pretty good.

As an Android user this article doesn’t really make any sense since Google’s Play Store is filled with the same scam-filled apps as well as Amazon’s App Store.

Okay, let me say before I say anything else that I speak solely for my own half-Native self and nobody else. And this is just how I feel, personally.