No, no, no, no, no, no, fucking no. Toilet paper should not be used for this as it is designed to break apart when exposed to moisture as to not clog sewage/septic systems, there is a very high probability you will have lint or paper stuck to your cake. Use a damn paper towel, tissue, or better yet a hair dryer on…

We can help with that, too. Vote with your dollars. Support small businesses that will listen to us about what we expect them to do to stop polluting the environment.

But it’s only fair to point out that any pollution a single individual does or how many changes that person makes to reduce levels... is nothing compared to the pollution a single factor can and does produce. And with lawmakers mostly siding with corporate interests and relaxing pollution laws.. all in the name of the…

Ditch the concept of allowance all together... I haven’t seen or heard of allowance in the grown up world... My kids get commission and understand the concept of getting paid for work. They have a chore chart with pictures for help remembering what’s due each day & accountability. On Friday they get paid for the…

I’ll be the first to say that clearing your sinus using a neti pot is one of the best feelings I have felt. Its right up there with a good sneeze. Her smile, and reaction, sums up that feeling best.

Until we bought a set of Hue lightbulbs.

My friend has a Google Home. His wife thinks its hilarious to yell “Ok google, play smashmouth on all speakers” and then she dances in her underwear for him. He hates smashmouth and it is indeed hilarious. I discovered that the google home is sensitive enough that I can send him a voice message over facebook messenger…

Exactly. I burn my penis every day and it looks nothing like this.

I dunno if it’s sexual, but if you watch the Brotherhood anime, there’s an episode dedicated to it. A girl wants Prompto to give Noctis something, but he is ashamed of his nerdy/overweight status. He works hard for YEARS to feel up to being recognized by Noctis and saying hello, only to find that Noct had noticed him…

prompto is my precious child and no harm shall ever befall him

Man, Gackt is a name I haven’t heard since my heavy gundam fanboy days of the early 2000s.

Ahh...Planet Fitness. Or as I call it, Average Joes, where the first Tuesday of every month they have pizza brought in for all the members.

Well thank fucking god...I’m tired of seeing the Matrix code.

One time, I had a customer have me call a different company they used to print their business cards to get their logo from them. Seriously. I called the company, and they eventually gave it to me, but they were like “What the fuck?”

Last time we were looking for a house, all the exterior shots of one listing seemed to be taken from the left side. It was really awkward until we drove by. The neighboring house was lime green when every other home in the neighborhood was some shade of tan.

“Exercise” means sex, right?

Anecdotes != data.

I’m an illustrator, and I quoted an old college friend my going rate once (if we haven’t spoken since graduation and you added me on FB last week, you aren’t getting the friends-and-family rate, I don’t care if we had a class together once). She accused me of giving her an inflated rate just because I didn’t want to…

I bake 3 or 4 different cookies, pick up large chinese take out containers, and give everyone a cookie gift pack.

Wyatt was “the new antagonist” for the guests that Ford was planning in his “new storyline”. No one outside of Ford and Arnold knew that Dolores was already Wyatt, that Wyatt was the name of the personality update for Dolores that Arnold used to kill himself and the other hosts.