It was kind of supposed to be obvious because that wasn’t the big twist....lol

I think it’s really difficult to generalize the feelings of hiring managers across all verticals, company sizes, etc. I would wager, the feelings that a hiring manager of a company of 10 people will have significantly different thoughts than the hiring manager at a company with 1000, or 50,000...

So you’re gonna masturbate? Good for you. Charity begins at home, after all.

We in science do this a lot for internal presentations. Once the conferences draw near, though, I busy myself with either properly crediting all imagery from the web or finding replacements..

The small places have an excuse. I get this from large corporations, often. If I ask for the brand guideline PDF they send me the instructions on how to logon to their FTP. They honestly don’t know the difference. While I’m playing this game of Stevie Wonder and Ray Charles playing tennis with emails I’m off to google…

I work in print production and you’d be surprised how often the boss tells me to do this. They should know better but since it hasn’t bitten them in the ass yet, it keeps happening.

That’s how I read it. All legal cases like this do require some investigation, meanwhile the defendant has to file some reply to the charges, naturally that reply is “not guilty”, otherwise they would have already reached a settlement, which they could still do.

My mac and cheese was ridiculously critiqued by one of those people last year at a pot luck. You know, those people who learned how to cook last week by watching videos on Buzzfeed? And has one of those colorful ceramic knife sets, and only cuts on glass or marble cutting “boards”. She proceeded to tell me that I…

I find “Answer this email completely or you’re fired” in the subject line is also pretty good.

As an Android user this article doesn’t really make any sense since Google’s Play Store is filled with the same scam-filled apps as well as Amazon’s App Store.

Okay, let me say before I say anything else that I speak solely for my own half-Native self and nobody else. And this is just how I feel, personally.

I feel like if you met someone over texting/messaging/apping then it’s perfectly fine to utilize those in order to break up with them.

Granted texting is by and large considered a taboo way to break up with someone

Counterpoint from both renter’s perspective and landlords:

I JUST WANT TO SEE A REALLY FAT WHITE CAT NAMED TUBBS.

At this point you’d have to have footage of him strangling a baby for it to matter.

Or it falls while you are in the shower and you do the slippery dance of death to avoid the top of your foot getting bashed while trying not to fall. Good times!

And you just know it’ll fall in the middle of the night with an extremely loud and mysterious THUD.

It’s not concrete, it’s a triple-neutron-bonded-quad-helix-unobtainium.

Saw Title.