A hangover is a consequence of drinking too much, rape is a consequence of someone deciding to rape.

Irresponsibility: posting public nude photos online while holding up a piece of paper that anyone with the most basic photoshop skills can make say anything.

She actually addresses this issue in the FAQ on her website:

remember the part in the bible where Jesus interrupts the stoning of the sinful woman to comment favorably on her physical appearance?

They should Make Guy Fieri flavors

Hey, why wouldn't the UK want you? We'd love you! Please come here!

That's the thing: it ISN'T deliberate malice. It's something much, much worse: de-sensitized apathy and a ground-in tendency to turn off your basic empathy for your fellow man.

When I saw the phrase "shadow wedding," here are some things I thought it might refer to before I clicked through to read this post:

me, I thought it was a miracle the salt didn't immediately dissolve that slug.

The second story reminds me of a picture my mom has on her office door. It's a billboard advertising a car that says, "If this car was a lady she'd get her bottom pinched." Underneath, someone scrawled, "If this lady was a car she'd run you down."

I have to say that this comment made me a little sad. As someone who occasionally dips in and out of the food shelf and has spent a lot of time volunteering and fundraising for food banks, you can't really brush the hungry with such a broad stroke. There are those of us who used to be in the foie gras and truffle set…

"Does everyone have enough to drink? Brenda, how's the new job? How come no one is trying the onion dip?

I certainly understand the whole fried chicken thing, but that isn't a thing in Australia. The only reason anyone knows about it is through American media. The US can often get caught up in thinking that the rest of the white people in the world have the same racial issues that they do, when they are very different.…

Oh GOD yes.

It's faintly unbelievable that this hasn't gained any attention before now, though. Can you imagine the outcry if the most common name for a dairy product was "kike cheese?" While the Washington Redskins' name is unquestionably deplorable, with "kaffir," racists can't even hide behind the…

SLURRED LIMES: The new hit single by Dummy McRapperson.

I feel like this is now an acceptable response to the more ridiculous comments on Jezebel. EXCUSE YOU, I'M A VERY IMPORTANT PERSON. I SELL MONOGRAMMED COFFEE THERMOSES.

Gender equality just isn't everyone's passion, and y'all are gonna have to learn to make your peace with that instead of picking on people for it. It's fine, really! I bet many of you are just bored to tears by environmental activism, or by trying to find a cure for cancer, or economic justice, or whatever other…