I'ma let you finish, but Penfifteen has the best Amazon Review of all time!

OMG. "Satan's Diarrhea Hate Bears made by Haribo"

Give it up, dude. This is coming from a straight guy.

The David Blaine one made me scream with laughter. It's something I always kind of thought.

Your paragraph of Matthew McConaughey's home life deserves a comedy award.

SORRY STILL SEXY. TRY AGAIN.

Have you considered updating your resume?

An ouroboros made entirely of garbage.

#ServersAreHorribleToo #WhyWon'tYouDoaBCOAboutServers #CompleteLackofSelfAwareness

And it would have some obnoxious name, like douche-dick slippy slam jam.

Had to.

When children, teens and young adults do amazing things, I always think, "Wow. There is hope for the future." And when people from older generations, like Retired U.S. Army Col. Johnson, do amazing things, I always think, "I guess there was hope for us all along."

This gives me hope for a Taco Bell Lentil Crunch Wrap Supreme.

I keep thinking of Prince George as Stormaggedon, dark lord of all

THE NIGHT IS DARK AND FULL OF TERRORS FOR REAL THO

"Congratulations, Sarah Elizabeth! We heard you laughing!"

Julienned cut fries

It's a common misconception that diapers are not used with EC. Our kid and nearly every EC kid I know has/d diapers ofr back up.

This means that the kid is basically in diapers. You just remove them to potty the kid, and change the diaper in the normal way if it gets soiled, and it's no big deal.