“You’re goddamn right.”
-D.J. Durkin

College basketball is dirty, but I love it. In particular, I love UNC and ACC basketball.

Well shit. Even though my school bolted from the ACC (yes, that one, shut up), living in Georgia and having spent a few formative years living in Durham, NC where I came to love college basketball (and I still do, even though I feel gross about it more often than not these days) means that his voice is indeed…

The entire UNC football team received 3 credit hours for reading this article.

Not sorry, especially since I got you so riled up.

Both had a lot of white lines, though.

“Horton, Here’s a Poo!”

Welcome to Deadspin, Mr. Markakis.

Damn, if only you knew of a site that had almost weekly deals on legit sous vide circulators.

I don’t think that it made a “hockey move”, so, no goal.

Starred for “guard it like a fucking crab”

As I’m sure many have pointed out, the Colts of all organizations must understand what its like to promise your fan base one thing but end up in a different city because the money was better.

Lifelong Pats fan here...I personally will always consider those touchdowns, fuck Collinsworth and his leathery lizard face. Although I have lived in Texas for some time, I am subjecting myself to WEEI this morning via internet, looks like the grievances are being aired with BB for keeping Butler out of the game. Some…

God, I rooted for the Eagles and celebrated their win last night.

I’m from Sweden so the only thing I know about american football is that I fucking can’t stand Tom Brady

Those two touchdowns are a giant step forward for the league. Both were catches to any sane person who has not had their mind warped by the NFLs bullshit philosophical dissection of “what IS a CATCH, MAAAAN?”

If it’s any consolation, the news Washington was shutting down a Wall no doubt spiked Trump’s blood pressure to dangerous levels.

Are you the type of person who posts pictures of your baby underneath the photos of a wedding you didn’t attend? “Beautiful wedding! Too bad baby Ayden couldn’t make it, here’s a picture of him taking a nap”.

Thanks for underscoring my point.

You say you don’t care if they get blown out, but as a Panthers fan, let me tell you it sucks. I mean, it still feels good to be able to say we have two Super Bowl appearances, but the fact that one of them kicked off the Patriots’ dynasty and the other was a humiliating loss that made people unfairly pile on our…