I used to have a 2000 sq ft house in Charlotte (1940's construction) that cost $300/month year round between gas and electric. Moved into a 3500 sq ft house (2017 construction) that costs $150/month for both AND I leave the back door open for the dog to come and go.

you are, however, jim tomsula

The 1981 Clash of the Titans also showed Andromeda’s butt, which 9 year old me REALLY enjoyed (and clearly remembered).

*Fuck the Cardinals and fuck the Braves for making us praise the Cardinals.**

yeah what the hell was this reference to?  I have literally never heard an NFL team refer to former players as alums.

so no one will watch them play soccer either?

+ 1 Metallic Pea

Emmitt Smith >>>>>>  Robert Evans > Magic Johnson > Al Davis.  Just make Emmitt permanent already.

You can tell it wasn’t UNC because none of the players were whining.

Jockey makes boxer briefs with a so-called H fly. You reach straight down, whip out your junk, and drop it back in when you’re done. I won’t wear anything else and don’t understand why all flys aren’t designed this way. 

Oh jamon! Serrano with you?

Looks like the Skins’ medical staff found a new job quickly after Trent Williams got them fired. 

A list of Dad shoes that doesn’t include Clarks is simply incomplete. 

“Say my name.”

Shaq made this point last week on Dan Patrick - that he wanted to go BEAT the best players, not join them.  

Fuck Kent Hrbek.

Bring back emmitt and kill off al Davis already. 

He may have held that distinction in Buffalo once, but Nathan Peterson has since topped him twice. 

ALso if you want an amazing BLT use arugula with a very light dressing of lemon juice and olive oil. Grilled bread optional.