Judges 3:21-22:

Dude the bible is full of poop stories and poop references, including this psalm verse that eerily predicts the Ewok Apocalypse:

As a non-Pats fan, let me just say: fuck ALL of you Pats fans.

The “Colorado Springs Steamer” is catchy. Let’s go with that.

Where’s the rest of the Jambaroo ?

The Falcons don’t have a ring though

Fans for sleeping...my younger sister started this with her 4 kids. Now, anytime they travel they have to either a) arrange for 5 fans to be in place ahead of time or b) tote box/ oscillating fans with them. It’s un-fucking-believable. Try negotiating with airlines to bring your fan or insisting the Mouse fill your…

Why this wasn’t posted at 2:32 PM i’ll never know.

The Gold Cup sure is a great way to introduce new faces to the USMNT so that hopefully the new generation can take us further in the World Cup than ever before. So many new names! Zusi, Beslar, Howard, Bradley, Dempsey, Altidore, Gonzalez! The new names have us poised to do things in Russia the old guard never could!

A small group of people know what Fran meant. Who can figure out the true meaning of “I will see you at hotel”? Enjoy!

Burneko - we don’t work together anymore, you can’t just take my 17-part preview idea/format and write it for another website. It’s not yours.

Great now when he misses a game we’ll all be subjected to more Simmons babbling about the Ewing theory

Maybe he needs more FIBERTRON

* Schabanfreude

“Jokes on you we’re already fucking our siblings”

Naps after a big bottle of wine- us plebes call that being passed out.

Talk about a lack of class, UNC.

GO TO HELL, CAROLINA.

Love to shred the pow.

From your tone, I'm guessing your parents didn't do a lot of actual parenting (or at least any that took). Raising children so that they don't become assholes is hard work.