Iman will shove a pointy-toed Blahnik up your keester with her foot still in it if you try to mess with her money.

I wonder if he got the design from an Ed Hardy shirt.

Ha, Matt Smith must have raged at them. I love that they apologize to both when he was the one getting all the heat over it.

Calling her a fruitcake is an insult to fruitcakes.

After showing up to meet her in that brooch, did you really think Princess Michael was getting an invite? 

“Shake It Off”

“Taylor Swift, you scamp! Us Weekly reports that T. Swiffles (why not) was so delighted that one New York couple used her songs (Welcome to New Yorkand Love Song) during their wedding over the weekend that she sent them a bottle of champagne.”

Well, that’s what comes from too much pills and liquor...

I’ll admit she does capture her in that shot, though we’ll see about the rest. I liked Chicago, but I feel like she’s got nothing on Judy’s raw power. Don’t even come near this song with any nasally whining.

Not really. They’ve clearly attempted to get some angry reaction and all they’ve gotten is people thinking they’re either A) bad at trolling and feeling sorry for them or B) have shite taste in music and feel sorry for them.

Sure you did... and I’m secretly living in a bunker in Detroit.

Is it just me, or is the best and only interesting part of celebrity feuds the fact that fans actually get huffy about them, like they’ve actually got skin in the game?

Taylor Swift is an amazing musician and a better person.

So. Explain to me.

My secret shame is that I love Tyler perry movies

The Catholic Church was asking for it when they invited Buress to perform. It’s the church’s fault, and they need to repent for what they’ve done and then they need to be quiet about it because no one will believe them anyway.

The switch to forcing you to click on your own comment to see what people were starring was introduced long ago, yes. But this morning I saw that my original comment (asking for Bobby’s divine intercession) had 11 stars but I got no notifications. As I write this my comment has 26 stars and the notifications are back,…

I want to shout out Jez for posting the Kenzo ad when it first came out.

More importantly, what fresh kinja hell is this? Bad enough that now it’s impossible to:

“an emotionally repressed rich woman seizing the chance to dance maniacally like no one’s watching”