For the guy missing fingers, I worked with a guy for a long time who was missing most of his forearm, so he wears a prosthetic.

“You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is. You can’t not.”

“I think preventing a federal crime...”

You’re definitely going to ask your coworker with MISSING FINGERS what the story is.

Our country sucks. 

I sure do use every vacation day. I get nine of them, so it’s not that hard. :*(

Best Dollar I ever spent

I have worked in IT for 15 years and I have just one things to say.

I’ve worked in tech for over 20 years now. And unlike the younger people of today, I know (for the most part) not only how things work, but why they work the way they do—so over the years I have become a pretty decent technology troubleshooter. Computers, wireless routers, cable boxes, gaming consoles, cell phones, I…

I downloaded a song called AAAAAAAAAAAAA Great song that is like 7-9 minutes of silence, so when I plug it in, it plays but it plays silence, so I can usually change it to what I want before it starts playing annoying music. 

Its the appropriate comments.  They’re killing you.  Let it loose.

Any chance you could correct "millage" to "mileage"?  Seeing that over and over distracts from an otherwise interesting article.  Unless you meant to reference the tax rate levied on real estate.

2004? When that car was new, the iPhone hadn’t come out yet.

He meant VW has changed a lot in 15 years. On a similar car to yours, my 2000 Passat 1.8T was fantastic for 17yrs and 205,000mi. I replaced the clutch and 2 window regulators for $50 each. It was an extremely comfortable car, efficient, and not a slouch

“glorious millage”

15 years is a long time.

Connecticut: I cannot emphases this enough - If you are driving through on I-95, ignore the posted speed. You will cause an accident if you try to go the posted speed. It gets as low as 55 mph in some areas (are you kidding me?) but if you get on the interstate and can’t get up to 70-80... good luck. The left lane…

We have three kids and four pets, and I basically told Mrs. Ghost that when the apocalypse comes, we’re drinking out of the swimming pool. Even got a water purifier for it. 

Aren’t you only supposed to call the police if you suspect >$500 in damage? That doesn’t seem possible with your DJ clap-tastrophe. Just smile. Say thanks for not killing me. And continue about your business.

Hey lady who never got pregnant accidentally - congratulations! You use birth control properly!! Also, they sell tests at the pharmacy that can tell you how fertile you are. (I’ve also wondered the same thing, fyi, everytime I here of someone who whoops, got a surprise baby and henceforth a surprise husband)