Yay sports. Go sports. Woo.

All movies should be from Valhalla, shiny and chrome.

Keanu does have Hawaiian and Chinese ancestry

Useless movie nerd fact: Ripley from the Alien franchise was originally written as a man. Now she's one of cinemas greatest asskickers.

I think that when you get some kind of special deal (coupon, comp’ed drinks, etc.), it’s a good practice to tip on what the meal should have cost. If you didn’t actually partake of the free thing, I think you’re good.

Relax, Natalie. People hate The Phantom Menace way more than they hate Garden State.

Wtf? She consented to having sex with a man, and was deceived into having sex with a completely different woman. Here’s a tip: if you have to lie to someone to have sex with them, because they wouldn’t have consented otherwise, it’s rape.

She did not consent to having sex with this woman. She consented to having sex with a totally different person (who turned out not to be real). This flies in the face of every aspect of knowing and enthusiastic consent.

Yes, it was sexual assault. Newland’s gender-identity is irrelevant to that. Penis-in-vagina sex and dildo-in-vagina sex are two different sex acts. Consent to one doesn’t mean consent to the other.

She told police that she felt something was ‘not right’ so she removed the scarf and mask, and saw Newland standing there wearing a woolly hat, swimming suit and prosthetic penis.

I am okay with this lady.

Accessing alcohol isn’t a federal law, nor is it a basic right, so while I’m definitely rolling my eyes at her, and anyone who imposes their arbitrary religious beliefs on those around them, I definitely don’t think she should have been fired. Otherwise, entire counties around the country should have their local…

Fuck these religious assholes who think they’re entitled to a job, fuck them. Go find “work” in your religious institutions, not in jobs serving the public.

A pretender at being Chinese,

To be fair, my comment-writing career was going nowhere as Chad Waspington III.

1) Use the coupons for the hottest salsa you can get.

A movie called “The Pirates! Band of Misfits”

This point cannot be repeated often enough.

Did you actually watch the video? It looks stupid because it’s supposed to. That’s the point; the video was poking fun at the whole strobing look/phenomenon. That’s why it’s my favourite.

Fine then. Watch my 49 minute youtube video called “Why feminists are ruining gaming” where I talk about that one girl who didn’t date me that one time. Also, I don’t play video games.