Meh the South couldn’t get too worked up over it. It was all in subtitles and us Southerners are either too ignorant to read all that shit or confused why Jesus wasn’t speaking American like he’s supposed to.

I have about 50 employees, two young managers that mind the day to day customer stuff and two part time assistant managers that back them up. Yes, retail employees can be a pain in the ass, especially the college students. Brown Bottle flu every Saturday morning, etc. But this wouldn’t fly with me.

Quit being a disingenuous sealioning fuckwit. You’re acting like being shot is the only form of retaliation women ever experience for saying no. It isn’t. There’s a million different ways men refuse to take no for an answer and every woman has experienced at least one of them. Since these guys don’t wear signs, we…

So, enlighten us, MRAs: How are women supposed to know which of you fucks will pull this on them or not?

As a white girl who has worked retail in various malls with varying clientele, white people tend to be way ruder than anyone else. #WhiteAssRudePeople

My Dad was a member at a local semi-private club from the day it opened and he and I played there pretty much every weekend for 3 years. He and I were about as much “regulars” as you could be. Place was nice, but a little hung up about accentuating the divide between member and non-member amenities/facilities. Dad had…

If you love Bear Attacks, read Death in Yellowstone. You’ll get bonus “people jumping in geysers after their dog got away” stories. :/

Thumbs high up!

I’m saying this as a gay man: I FUCKING HATE ROBERT AND SOL. Fucking pricks. Don’t act like you weren’t cheating on your spouses. I’m all for finding new love and all that, but they really screwed over the ladies, and that was hella shitty.

So according to these comments ‘catching a dick’ isn't something to brag about because men will fuck anyone. This is not true. At all. And this idea really screwed up my self esteem in high school and college. I honestly thought I was the only woman on the planet who couldn’t get laid.

1. In some jurisdictions any bodily fluid, including saliva, is felony assault.

You win the internet today. It is shiny and chrome!

Dean’s got it right.

I think what one considers to be the most horrifying tells you a lot about a person. Clicked expecting bodily functions, got stories of personal violation and shame. Am now a little disappointed in myself for thinking the former is what I had considered to be most horrifying. Good on you, Pinkham.

If you think about it, any story about food is the beginning of a poop story.

Uhmmm I think the idea of bracelets that synchronize with music sounds like an AWESOME idea, even without them saving lives. I want one.

No, it’s real.

Then I demand a raise. And a BJ.

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