Joy Mangano is an accomplished inventor and businesswoman. She built a multi-million dollar consumer goods company from scratch.

Even in death, Joan is still the only way Melissa can find work.

“Your parents mated well, please congratulation them.”

I would see this movie if even just for her.

“Julie No-Last-Name” a truly valued member of the Waffle House family. Yep.

“Practice your attitude” = “Women and black people should remember how to speak when talking to their betters.”

Given everything that asswipe of an ex put her through she can post obnoxious pictures of this wedding forever as far as I’m concerned.

Thank you for everything, Pinkham. I will definitely follow you wherever you go, and continue to laugh, and laugh hard.

Jerking off to the thought of denying refugee children entry to America.

I blame the English language. It’s not Natasha’s fault that “All you can eat” can be singular or plural (and boo to Denny’s for taking advantage of the ambiguity). This wouldn’t have happened in Shakespeare’s day. When the tavern had an “All thou canst eat” special, everybody knew it only meant thee, not thy whole…

Johari, girl, you my hero.

THEY ARE OBJECTIVELY TERRIBLE MOVIES.

Thank you Hillary. This is a story that makes me smile because the badass women are getting shit done. And makes me furious that it has taken badass women who can get shit done, to get shit done because all the fucking men who run shit found a way to get all the weed smokers in jail but not the fucking rapists.

He is clearly associating the perception of him being less talented bcuz he was with JLo.

I’ll just add that DAMON DOES NOT EVEN MENTION J LO. That’s the author. He’s just talking about a few years of Affleck’s life.

THANK YOU. I don’t understand this sudden need to jump all over everything he says/write him off entirely. I’m aware he’s said some questionable shit recently, but this particular instance seems...not a big deal. He’s saying he felt bad that a friend was misrepresented to the public. I don’t understand how that’s…

We’ve heard Matt said two very questionable things in a week.

Like honestly what is wrong with this quote? He is saying he thinks his friend was misunderstood and in a bad relationship. Which is bad because....?

I don’t want to interpret that as a specific slam against Jennifer Lopez, who in fact is not a talented singer or actress but is an outrageously talented performer and someone who seems to work damn hard in life to forge a career for herself. Good for her.

I’m definitely not afraid of looking my age - but I am afraid of looking afraid to look my age.