So at this place, everything tastes like ham?

That spider is straightforwardly cute. God, kneejerk posturing about how ooo scaaary spiders are (usage of the term "nope" included, as well as any and all comments about burning houses down) is so fucking played out and stupid.

Here is Science:

I mean duh, it's in the Bible. So it's just science, bruh.

Hey men were made from dirt in the bible so we don't have room to brag.

Incorrect.

Unpopular opinion: cheese does not add as much flavor to most foods as we think it does. Cheese in salads, cheese on burritos, cheese on sandwiches (unless it's a cheese sandwich)...I thought I absolutely, positively could not live without it, until I actually tried cutting it out. Now even after I can have it…

"he had "received revelation" that we were to be married"

Have fun BURNING IN HELL. Don't you know that when someone receives revelation you have to just go with it?

We had been on a date and a half (the half date was he had asked for a ride home from something else, and then asked if we could just go to my place to watch a movie. I was too spineless to say no). He left shortly after to go to school out of state, and called me to tell me he had "received revelation" that we were…

I dunno, seems like all those people who go running/cycling/swimming in their corporate-sponsored gear are Real Fit People too. You know, because they're professionals.

I'm sure you have enough muscle from patting yourself on the back. No one is judging committed atheletes, but not everyone has the time or will to be one.

Could you possibly have posted a more boring comment? I'm going to go with "no."

He probably will get some type of visitation rights. One of the major reasons I didn't get an order of protection during my divorce is that my ex still gets a right to be a dad. All I could see happen from OFP would be pissing him off to the point of no return and because of our kiddo - he would still have a right to…

Holy shit, I feel the exact same way. Here's to hoping we both start to feel better and figure out shit out soon <3

Oh, man. This won't be funny, I apologize.

I made my husband think our baby was going to be a girl, when I knew I was having a boy.

Sometimes I feel like lies don't count as lies when the truth is nobody's business anyway.

My partner and I told everyone that our child was an accident when in actuality, he was totally planned. For some reason, we knew that would sit better with everyone, from our super liberal anti-breeder friends, to his conservative parents who hate me and would fall over dead if they ever knew that we, being young and…