That's always been one of my favorite gifs because every owl is VITAL to its level of cray, and they all show up 100%.

Comcast is, of course, "investigating this thoroughly."

From my experience the Seychelles won't hurt. So go for it.

if high school boys looked like this, i would've had a lot more fun in high school

Lies? Fuck you. I will absolutely not let Ferguson go, nor should any of us. What happened there — both the murder, and the psychotically unhinged police reaction in the weeks and months that followed — was unconscionable.

a good story this is

I met John Ritter in a bar and he asked me to hold his beer. Then he immediately yelled, "BARTENDER! THIS KID IS GETTING DRUNK OVER HERE!!", which made everyone in the bar turn and look, and me blush like crazy (I was 11). Then he bought me a water... which, errm.. was free. Because water. Also because open bar..…

Have mercy.

I told this story before but it makes me giggle so I'll tell it again.

Because oftentimes dudes have so little respect for women that they won't back off unless they know there is another dude involved.

Isn't that what the Hangover is?

The more I think about a gender swapped Sex and the City, the more I am intrigued. I'm just picturing a dude obsessed with shoes and his tumultuous relationship with a powerful, wealthy, commitment-phobe lady in a power suit.

The moment at which you start screaming and hurling swears at an employee is the moment at which you deserve absolutely no sympathy or understanding whatsoever.

You can have a coffee or a latte. You can't have both in the same drink.

"I really hate to be that guy and to stick up for coffee latte lady"

...and a key takeaway is that the character doing it on 3rd Rock is LITERALLY FROM ANOTHER PLANET. As in, no sane rational human being on Earth would actually consider that something appropriate to do.

Obviously the steak fajitas had not been grilled enough. The longer you grill them, the more tender they become. Look it up.

I want a goddamn coffee latte in a goddamn monogrammed thermos right now!!!! And God help you if there's any red in there because I'm allergic to red!

Hey Pinkham, I agree with you on almost everything, but you've got to stop dissing my favourite pizza toppings. A pizza with green olives, pineapple, and banana peppers is a delicious pizza!

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