Totally did this but it was a 1 inch strip off the front of each shin. Scarred. For life. Literally.

R.B.G. can do whatever the fuck she wants.

Not sure what's more cringeworthy: showing up to your crush's soccer game to be a one-man clarinet-playing pep band or showing up in this comments section to seriously complain about how stuck-up women just don't appreciate romantic gestures.

YUP. A big romantic gesture towards someone who has not previously expressed interested in you means that you are thinking only about what YOU want, not what THEY want.

Yes. Really. It isn't because the kids didn't understand relationships and went to a weird place. I also did similar types of things as a young man. It was awful, but it's being a kid.

I realize that I'm a stranger in a strange land, being in Broville, here, but these stories aren't cringeworthy to me. In fact, I think most of these (excepting the SAWED-IN-HALF TENNIS BALL, WHAT THE EVERLIVING FUCK) are sweet. I do understand the utter mortification these guys experienced; don't think we women…

Let's say you really are this person, and your side of the story is 100% true.

1. Tips are for service. Most people working in industry think it's a God-given right. It's not.

She said there was manager.

There's so much to love about your comment, but this is my favorite part:

As someone who spent many years in the restaurant industry, I can tell you that on-duty managers frequently leave during slow times. They bank, they pick up supplies, they go to the dentist. The fact you characterize this as a "lie" says far more about you than anyone else. As does most of your story.

Hahahaha, you're a walking hemorrhoid.

Congrats on proving the author absolutely correct. You are a rather nasty piece of work, aren't you?

"1. Tips are for service. Most people working in industry think it's a God-given right. It's not." LOLNOPE. Did you know the median hourly wage for a server in America, without tip, is about $4.00? Can you make a living off of that? No? Next!

You know what doesn't show character? Or class, for that matter? Calling someone "retarded". Throwing hissy fits. Also, your post here. Ain't no one going to listen to anything coming out of your mouth now. Cheers!

i read your first line and didn't read the rest because you're a fucking asshole.

Laughing at all the people saying it's 'OCD' to shower once a day or more. Clearly they aren't familiar with what the disorder entails. I have obsessive compulsive patients who shower every hour on the hour while cleaning their rectums with a toothbrush. THAT'S what OCD is. How often someone showers is a matter of…

Here are the real deciding factors on how often you should be showering:

Information age tech used to further bronze age bullshit.

yeah no.