As a designer, I disagree with you. I use cursive everyday and I'm faster with writing cursive than I am at printing. Just because most people suck at drawing doesn't mean there shouldn't be art classes, and beautiful handwriting and typography is art. As kat.bee pointed out, you can learn both.

Don't you mean INSPECTOR SPACETIME?

Catch Knowledge!

2nd Episode. Seriously, I'm not a huge fan of the first episode of Community, but the first season is worth a watch.

My idea? Change both parties' last names. Smith and Johnson? Now you are both Smithson. Cohesive, no one 'wins' or 'loses', and now a new family unit.

This could be stopped in a fast second. All that our federal government would have to do is threaten to withdraw all federal support to Mississippi if this goes further. The state would be crippled faster than you could spell its name.

Wow, way to provoke with the fembot imagery. Very nuanced and well thought. You must think you're a genius.

Do you volunteer? More than clubs and new jobs, I think volunteerism has the potential to meet new people. And not necessarily romantic meetings. But consider the fact that the more people you know, the more they know, and the better chance you have at making a connection.

Good advice never expires, but condoms do, so check the dates!

Sorry, but I'm with mocena on this one. There should be a reasonable expectation when living in close proximity you are respectful of noise levels. It's not an issue of the what's making the noise, or if you've made steps to soundproof. Frankly, if I call the cops with a noise complaint, they aren't going to ask me if…

Same with my dad.

No worries, because you're loaning the baby the rent. Just charge it 30% interest for the first 18 years. As long as you make money from the deal...

@MissBuckyC: This happens to me, but I'm not a parent - I'm an aunt/babysitter. I think for some kids it's so unusual to see adults playing along that they want to see what the deal is.

@Aesop's Foibles.: I can safely say in the vag.

Doublemeat Palace!

@Keep it cool: So share.

It's senior year of college and we have a black and white ball (our version of a homecoming dance). The theme is Greek Gods. Naturally my friends and I fashion togas and deck out in various accoutrements including grapes and fake birds. We decide to get shitfaced prior to the dance. Since I'm having costume…

@HermionesGranger: Then I believe you might know it by its Chicago-land name of Carson Pirie-Scott?

@genevievep: They have rules where you have to have a parent or guardian after a certain time. There's at least one security guard at every entrance. There is no longer an arcade and the movie theater doesn't show horror movies (you can't make this stuff up). There have definitely been incidents of rioting at Mayfair…

@c to: It's my favorite movie to snap me out of Bah-Humbug moments.