@shadyrudy: I'm a regular gym goer, but due to a move will be joining a new gym in Jan. I'm dreading it terribly, just because I hate the New Year crowds so much.

This is easy. The answer is: Mountain Dew and skinny jeans. There's going to be a large portion of the population that is completely infertile because of those two things combining.

@ChoirGrrl: Unfortunately, statistics is a numbers game, not a collection of individual accounts. And 18 and 19 year-olds are teens. Regardless of their adult status. It's that pesky teen part at the end of their age that defines it. You know, nineTEEN?

@tailfeather: The Home Alone comment made me lol.

@Justine: No one cares if a hooker goes missing, right?

@MySandwich: I got similar advice, but from my mother: "Don't be afraid to ask. The worst thing they can say is 'no'."

@RizzRustbolt: Yeah, writers should never use sarcasm. Someone might take them seriously.

@Dorisaurus: Being 10 pounds overweight doesn't make you fat.

@Wheema: Mythbusters did the raft thing; I may be wrong but I'm pretty sure that they proved it possible. You'd be hurt, certainly, but it could happen.

@dcwonderwoman: Yeah, screw you cancer patients.

For once Wisconsin isn't behind the times.

They seriously needed Vos in the movies - the guy who was good, but sometimes wasn't. That's what the prequels were missing - the Han Solo-esque character.

I just threw up in my mouth...from anger.

My favorite is the procreate part. Where does he think gay people come from? Do they appear at the ends of double rainbows?

@sarasasa: It's not even just thin people though. Overweight people can be more horrible to obese people. I strongly suspect self-hatred plays a part...

@onomatopizza: Thereselves was my favorite part. I think I'm going to start using it in my work emails.

At the end of the day what does it really matter what size these people are? They're people. Living their lives. God forbid that there would be a show that would show people. Living their lives. Fat people can be as poignant, funny, or angst-filled as skinny people. Isn't that why we watch TV? To escape our little bit…

How to write an apology:

@CassandraSays: Hence "torture porn."

@euterpe35 how does she work?: Nope, I'm with you. I always wonder "Who the f$%^ comes up with this? Why? WHY? "