I love your stories and all the photos of your yummy creations on SNS!

She’s such a POS to do this, and at a trade publication at that, when she knows Wilson has a legal gag and can’t publicly defend herself. This is some Harvey Weistein shit, trying to destroy an actress that didn’t behave as she wanted to in a publication that is read by her co-workers. And yes, there’s nothing I’ve…

These books were formative in my sexual awakening. I used to steal them from my friend’s mom’s stash and read them over and over again.  RIP Johanna. And thank you for giving me a very unreal expectation of what a hand job is supposed to be. 

A baby fathered out of wedlock, a stripper, a little bit of semi-incest, a Presidential primary candidate...are we SURE Dynasty went off the air?

Adding to the glory of Juli Briskman’s win: guess where Trump National Golf Club, his Virginia based property, is?

......Loudon County. So if Trump wants some kind of special environmentally destroying exception....she has to approve it.

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We do something similar to this.

Note for tourists: Herculaneum > Pompeii

Made this account purely to participate because I have a recent weird experience. This story is from about two months ago. I have no clear explanation for what the hell happened and it took me three attempts to work myself up to remembering it in enough detail to write it down. Here goes.

Please stop posting pictures of this man. Talk about the victims. Talk about the online communities that inspired him. Talk about his background in generalities without his photo. Talk about the global epidemic of white supremacy leading to these crimes. Talk about how we need gun control, not less violent videogames.…

Wow, I am fascinated by how deeply I want to punch this movie in the face. And I am the target audience — middle aged white lady mom of a couple kids! From the minute that door opened to a wide-eyed ingenue who just wants to listen to me closely, hold my baby, and not fuck my husband or steal my xanax, I want to punch…

Okay, fine, I’ll take one for the team:

I ate this on Monday, in fact, and I am all of 43 years old

FTFY

Those fucking haunted vases. They’re the bane of good men everywhere who are unfairly labeled domestic abusers.

“She always takes different routes coming here because she thinks he’s following her, and apparently that day he was able to follow her.”

Of course there were! Why do you think we still have conservatives in this country?

Does anyone else miss Tweet Beat and Midweek Madness?

Ok, here goes. Writing this out makes me want to barf. 

Ok, I love this time of year, so forgive the new account, but I wanted to tell the story my grandmother told me. I can’t vouch for it completely, but she’s a very no-nonsense woman and I’ve never caught her in a lie (besides maybe how many martinis she’s had). Anyway, we’ll call her Betty. Betty grew up in Kansas in…

Unlike kids. Hope I never make that mistake again...