The Wall(mart).

Let me live in this revenge fantasy. It’s all I have.

Perhaps my outrage meter is improperly calibrated. I thought the joke was that Amal is an amazing super hero and she handled the birth like a champ and George - not a strong amazing woman - is a basket case.

Trump: I don’t stand by anything.

Also, for some strange reason, an adaptation of a Canadian Novel by a Canadian Author filmed in Toronto is not available in Canada.

God help me, I like it. First I liked Justin Bieber’s Purpose album, and now this. What is happening to me? Who even am I anymore?

I thought that when you weren’t satisfied with someone double dealing your stories about exorcism that you got repossessed.

Go to the gift table, leave a card saying “What a beautiful day! I hope you enjoy the gift!”, then take half a dozen cards off their gifts, and scatter them.

With these leaks coming out, escalating craziness from the White House, and Trump’s depressed toddler tantrums getting more frequent/intense, I truly believe in a month he’s just going to resort to tweeting “I admit the deed! Tear up the planks! Here, here! It is the beating of his hideous heart!”

I saw a picture of him signing an executive order yesterday and all I could see were his little gremlin baby hands. Maybe a witch cursed him at birth. That would explain a lot.

Taken at the Toronto march where 60 000 people showed up! We stand with you! #sistersofthenorth

since he cant sell burgers at his restaurant and can’t sell his steaks at sharper image, he has to take his beef to twitter.

I was hoping it would go trial so that he would lie under oath (he really can’t help it) then he would be in impeachment territory.

I’m confused, are you actually going to update this post or create a new one? I keep coming back ‘here’, and see nothing.

your kink is not my kink but your kink is ok

Sean Patrick Flanery

Oh omg this just reminded me so vividly of my own similar experience: I was in college, watching a movie with this guy I was sort of seeing. Not a lot of comfort between us, yet, is what I mean. Still in the hiding our farts phase. But I really liked him. He lived in an old house with a bunch of housemates but they…

I’ve never posted, so this might live in the greys forever. But!