Or, if you do, go bold. Bring the TACKIEST blazer of all time alongside a charity t-shirt with a fucking bowtie. Commit to the absolute clown look.

The reason Gucci calls up actors to wear their stuff for their awards shows is, in part, because they know that those actors aren’t going to spill jager bombs and Cheetos all over it.

The thing is they definitely spent $600 or more on these shitty looks.

Requiem is overrated and is just a fancy anti drug after school special that features a double ended dildo. Going to be honest I legit forgot about Pi.

First, it is an awards show. This is the sort of thing where you probably should dress up a bit if you’re expecting to be on-stage, joke of an awards show as it might be.

I said this earlier, but I still want a movie where the whole premise is that movies are a terrible art form.

While it’s the correct choice that Michelle Yeoh is Icon of the Year, unless I’m missing something she’s had top-billing at least once before. In Wing Chun (1994) she plays the titular protagonist Yim Wing-Chun and features on the movie poster.

Or you know, a minor little picture of his that flew under most people’s radars — The Shape of Water. The best aquatic eldritch horror meets human love story since Stuart Gordon’s Dagon!

If you take an 8 year old to a GDT movie, that’s on you.

Look at this asshole’s posts. He’s a shit-slinging troll whom cums to his own farts.

“super beneficial with no real downsides”

This is an egregiously bad headline right?

Well, since it came out in 1999, it couldn’t have been that many shows in the 90s...

James...you made The Terminator. Titanic. Aliens. The Abyss. True Lies. Why, why do you have to hang your hat on this uninspired, boring franchise? You fuckin’ went into the Mariana Trench for fuck’s sake, and the thing you want to be remembered for is Avatar? 

It’s not socialism it’s social democracy.

The following albums are on my list - A Motown Christmas, and the Jackson 5 Christmas and yes, the Alvin and the Chipmunks Christmas song.

Guys, life is short.  Particularly for you.  Bury the hatchet or leave it alone.  

No, really, a professor of Hitler Studies. He invents the first university department of Hitler Studies. This is postmodern lit, not reality. 

The book was very funny, was my takeaway. I’m kind of a shallow reader. Particularly the dialog between the parents and their “postmodern” children, as the book jacket describes them. Sounds like the movie is pretty faithful in that regard.