I feel like this is some weird fan fiction existing somewhere in the depths of the internet.

I'm getting a turkey carcass from my sister today to make stock (I think's going to be a Parmesan risotto night :) She doesn't have the time but goes through a lot more chicken and turkey than our household, so we have this arrangement where I get her carcasses and split the stock with her. I should inform her that…

"I asked my doc about it and she told me to go for it."

So by calling it "bone broth" it magically becomes more nutritious than "hot chicken/ham/beef water," even though they have the same ingredients?

Good GIF/username synchronicity

Make a stock and then reduce it into a demi-glace. I don't know where I would use this, but it sure looks like fun.

The phrase "bone broth" should be in scare quotes throughout this entire post.

The system works!

Why is Fire Emblem holding my wallet hostage?

Players who literally can’t even should be able to literally even again.

• The Pet Battle Surrender ability has been renamed to Rage Quit.

Oh man, Blizz April 1 patch notes are an annual tradition. Might I also suggest the Hearthstone patch notes?

“Monks

But not even, because AA wasn't profitable under Charney for the last several years of his leadership either. These are just children who are mad that grownups are going to be in charge now, and start actually running the company as something other than a Hedonism resort that occasionally produces leggings.

I always thought they looked extremely strung out.

I actually like the fact that AA uses models who were are realistic looking and less photoshopped (shit, I've seen stretch marks on their models before, which is practically revolutionary in this day and age), but I really, really wish they would find different ways to pose and shoot them. The girls are always…

The company recently fired longtime creative directors Marsha Brady...

Greg's just out here trying to protect the children of our nation, Kyle.

Greg.