Judge: "Sustained.. Mr Ruff, please stop hounding the witness."

This might be hyperbole, but I feel like Dog Attorney could be the best game ever. Imagine the puns!

"OBJECTION! Prosecution is barking up the wrong tree, your honour!"

A bit obscure, but Path of Exile's April fools prank is that they "typo'd" some trigger gems and now certain attacks spawn cats.

We have plenty of one-way dead end streets here. I’ve been trapped for 15 years.

zomg Atlanta how do you guys ever get anywhere???

How about Newark Airport?

And who says the Boston area is hard to navigate?

See, I wish this is all April Fools Day was. Fun gags rather than people lying for no reason (which is only funny to the person who is lying solely because they lied).

And she makes me get off my butt a few times a day to go for walks. That photo is the look I get when I’m 10 minutes late with the leash.

Plus, you have a sounding board that actual pays attention to you. They may not understand a word of what you say, but they are usually quite interested in the conversation. You also get the added peace of mind of not becoming that raving lunatic talking to themselves.

Some good suggestions. I struggled with this a bit post-divorce. One other thing that helped me is finding something that actually depended on me. I know this isn’t for everyone, but in addition to the companionship, the sense of responsibility helped.

I'm no lawyer, but most of these things are illegal, aren't they? Not just the drugs, but making sick people handle food, sexual harassment, stealing. Those things are crimes, right?

Not much of a story to it, but the Texas Roadhouse in Grand Prairie, TX made me work with a serious stomach flu/food poisoning. It was New Year's Eve, so I can understand being suspicious of the server calling in sick but I expected them to see me in person and send my ass home.

This isn't a restaurant story, but it took place around food.

The worst boss I ever had, and I've had a few over the years made us stay open after a fatal hit & run involving a child occurred in front of the restaurant during brunch. I came in to bartend the evening shift at 4pm and had to make my way through all sorts of police tape and media vans, since there had been a…

Fast forward to the next time I'm working with Boss. He tells me that his friends spoke very highly of me, and he thanks me for taking such good care of them. Then, nonchalant as fuck, he says to me "I hear [redacted French Dude] gave you a nice tip, eh?" and my eyes widen in horror, thinking he's about to accuse me…

Normally, I find reading BCO a cathartic experience. This week, I don't know what happened. My boss at work is being a total douche and work has been especially hellish. So many of these stories reminded me of former work experiences. I'm battling depression but still going to work every day (I'm type 2 bipolar). …

I spent three years in High School working at a Bonanza/Ponderosa ripoff—basically a stand-in-line steakhouse with a really crummy salad bar and free soft-serve. There was actually a giant plastic cow on the roof and everything. The owner was a fat guy with a mustache named Howard, who is now in prison for money…

"Our one manager was basically running a drug ring with the delivery drivers. We all knew it and he used to steal from our tip outs"

Jesus, how stupid do you have to be? If you're running a drug-dealing business, don't steal from or piss off people who know about it and could easily leave an anonymous tip with the…

Can I put a "good" manager story in here just to bring up some of the atmosphere?