Fuck the entire Seahawks defense, I had money on the pats,but starting a fight and no one punching Brady is pretty fucking ridiculous.

Give Seattle credit. As the defending champion heel, they tried to get DQ'd at the end and keep the title belt. Flair would be proud.

Yeah, you have to. A performance microphone is not like the mic you use with your computer. The falloff is pretty dramatic. Mic control is a skill you have to learn pretty early on for live shows - three inches is the difference between "just right" and "unintelligible."

The giant gold lion was ace even if it did look like it was stolen from a PS1 or N64 game.

Katy Perry - "The More You Know"

Fuck the fuck off, seriously. Like you've never left the house in a hoodie. Give me a fucking break. He is not dressed like a bum.

To those people:

or have the personal strength or literal safety to do something about it until later.

In a word: no.

I like to tell those people I love cleansing - in fact, my kidneys and liver are cleansing and detoxing right now!

Actual conversation I had with an acquaintance sitting at a table with me for dinner last week.

I had a terrible bout with an eating disorder in my early 20s. I'm 41 now but I still remind myself of what "normal eating is." This sheet was given to me in therapy and it still works for me (YMMV).

I think the main ingredients are all condescended. Condescended willow bark extract, condescended cocoa powder, condescended virgin tear oil.

No, I believe they feel a moral superiority for their awesome willpower contrary to all the masses who are too weak to eat right.

a good question, especially since I suspect loads of orthorexics are using their "healthy" habits to mask (a move towards, at least?) anorexia. They're like, "I'm not under eating, I'm just being veeeeery healthily selective...".

I grew up with a mother who was orthorexic before it was cool (hipster orthorexic?). As well as no carb, no red food coloring, and a whole lot of other insane rules, there was a particularly fun one about only eating fruit that started with the letter M (in Portuguese), and of course, mandatory Friday fasting, not for…

I only heard of this recently. Then I heard a friend talking about bad foods they can't eat and I got worried.

I am prepared to declare this a Good Dog, on the basis that dopeyness and Good Dogness are basically one and the same.

It's a dachsund...they are stubborn as shit and have the personality of coked-up Belichick.