"Do the reporters have to ask him questions too?"

"Marshawn, Thin Mints or Samoas?"

That would definitely be funny. And there are so many other possible directions one could explore with this situation. Off the top of my head, Lynch could formulate some platitudes and then run them through a few rounds of Google Translate—e.g. English to French to German to Portuguese to Italian, and then back to…

I can't help but be oddly suspicious of this and the last-minute abortion-vote cancellation in the House last week (credit given to House Republican women) - like it's all part of some grand scheme to make people think, hey, the new, younger Republican women are okay! The party's turning around! And then there's…

Someone broke Megyn Kelly and I'm loving every. fucking. second.

Why not just have fun with it?

Link kidnaps and murders fairies. Come on. That statement alone should be enough to convince you what a piece of work Link really is, but we should expand on this: Fairies have been a tool for healing Link's health since the very first Zelda game. He comes into contact with the fairy, and they vanish. But where do…

It's not crying. You're just watering your beard, as the dwarves would say.

Dam...this man sweat seems to be leaking from my eyelids...

Himself.

That brings up a whole other issue unrelated to video games, but that's between Kirk, Kirk and their psychiatrist.

My take-away from this article is that Mike Madson, Rob Demovsky, and Bart Hubbuch must be insufferable douches.

Equal playing field? Wasn't he saying the opposite?

I am kind of sad, I was looking forward to a giant snowfort. All that happened was that the howling wind terrified my kids and they were all up and crying in the night and then up early. I predict 100% chance of tantrums and face precipitation by five p.m.

Tbh I just felt like making a dick joke.

I'd rather have an overestimated storm than an underestimated one. It's much easier to blame the meteorologist than to be unprepared when shit hits the fan.

re: That headline:

Once I was waiting tables and had a table with a couple on a date. No problems, totally unmemorable. I was watching from close by and saw the guy put the cash tip on the table. When they stood up to leave, the woman went to the bathroom and, once she was out of sight, the guy circled back and took the tip back.

That…

He thinks I'm magic because I have an ez pass.

That coffee latte story reminds me of a road trip I took with my older brother a few years ago. My brother is brilliant but missed his century by a couple hundred years. All this new fangled technology is too much for him.