I always felt the Flex would look best with wood paneling sides a successor to the woodie

this was the main article i read that had me seriously not wanting to bother with them anymore.

Wow, you're kind of harsh. Maybe he was in a hurry due to work or knows that his kid wants to be the first one to open the box. Either way, when every other device you've ever bought from laptops to ipads to cell phones has always come with a charger, I totally get why he wouldn't have thought of it.

There are people who think masturbation in a relationship constitutes cheating. Most of us refer to those people as "complete fucking lunatics."

You just broke the comment euphemism density record.

I don't think this is covered in Emily Post, but I feel safe saying ew. Ew ew ew.

Typically I just yell "Last one to finish does the dishes" and make it a race.

I just say with increasing volume, "fap fap Fap FAP FAP FAP FAP". It usually gets a laugh out of him.

This is one of those times where I can't tell if this is hilarious satire or batshit insanity. For the sake of my own sanity, I'll assume the former. Well done.

I've never seen the problem unless people think steam should hold a higher standard and are personally insulted that they don't. After all you're on the internet buying a digital game. The same internet that lets you look up said game to see if its any good. If you can't bother to do that then its your own damn fault.…

I'm sure this will Qwell all the drama.

It's ok, In 2 years, she'll have a Mommy blog about her snowflake child who can't process the complex sugars in refined carbohydrates and is allergic to the colour red.

Man, when your heart is bursting out of your chest and shattering to a million pieces, it's a good thing it happens when you're already in the hospital.

This woman is the type of mother that makes me hate mothers.

When Bill Bellichick heard the news of this report earlier tonight, he promptly fired the team's equipment manager for failing to do his fucking job right by not under-inflating that 12th goddamned football.

I'm pretty sure every equipment manager knew this. And every player knew the benefit of a slightly deflated ball.

You know, I'd be careful about those Walkin' Fart Burritos. Sometimes we find a great thing that makes us happy and tastes delicious and then we reach our H of H on that thing and we can never have it again.

My chapter finally has its day in the sun! About four years ago a very intense recruitment chair was elected and they have upped the ante every year since then. Slowly getting crazier and more power hungry. The only self aware part of the handbook is the "don't attack me" part. They know they have gone off the rails.…