These assholes are worse than the Kia dealership I used to deliver to, and those guys were fucksticks of the highest order.

And then the Zombies.

And if they did and had even of a smidgen of the good sense they should they wouldn't eat it. I can't even conceive of what would be done to that pie before delivery.

Yeah, and they're all like "let's get him fired!" like screwing with some schmuck's livelihood over five bucks is so cool and clever. Fucking lowlife slabs of shit.

It's not that awkward most of the time because usually people aren't dickheads and say keep the change before handing over the money, or just say like "Give me $3 back" or whatever. Making it even less awkward is how many people pay with a card so just have to sign a slip and put on how much they want to tip without…

It's always amusing when someone, oblivious to the fact they are a total dickbag, does something they think people will side with them over and are proved very, very wrong.

If the company can't afford a $10 tip on pizza, they aren't giving out raises or bonuses.

How can you hate on delivery drivers? They bring HOT DELICIOUS FOOD TO YOUR DOOR you lazy fuck.

Pizza guy.

Don't bite the hand that brings pizza to your lazy ass.

On the several occasions that I've paid with the company card, I always make a point to tip more than usual. It's not my money, so I don't lose much sleep.

First and most importantly, as a former pizza delivery person fuck those cheap entitled assholes.

OK, time for a game of fill in the blank: "Pride goes before a ____."

"JACKAL! JACKAL! IT'S A JACKAL! JACKAL? JACKAL!"

Chan actually handled this really well. It's nice to see that not everyone in these kinds of games is a stuck up dickhead.

Yes. Because that's a stupid reason.

Hah. I think this one is great

Art is not only on walls. Motorcycles are Art, Cars are art, etc.. If you don't like crudely drawn cans of soup on a canvas dont think you can't appreciate art. Finda medium you do enjoy and appreciate.

Yep. Those are all great. It's that last little bit that crosses the line.