I'm just as impressed she put lemon juice on it as I am with the cauterization, I would have gone with sugar over the extra trauma & pain from lemon juice.
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Well, there were 28 Black Widows in the Red Room, and Scarlett Johansson portrays only one of them...
That last story: Listen. When you haven't even yet graduated from your expensive college and you're already choosing to go have your limbs mangled for free during an 8 hour shift that a bunch of rich people have paid a small fortune for? That's when you change your career. That's why the romanticizing of the…
I got the impression the author was pretty heavily stressed at the job before this. Like, for a long time as an ongoing thing, not just this shift. So the assault brought everything to a head.
She's so hard that Chuck Norris writes facts about her on the Internet.
Oh my god, I need to write a novel about that amazingly badass chef that starts with her espionage training and goes through the mission that puts her deep undercover as a chef like right fucking now
YOU'RE TRYING TO RUIN IT BUT YOU CAN'T. CAUSE ALL I HAVE TO SAY IS GRILL UP THAT BUG AND SERVE IT WITH BUTTER.
MMM-MMMM. BUTTERED SEA BUGS.
She is more interesting than The Most Interesting Man In The World.
Oh god while on the subject of hre injury my brain read "drilled into my head" and my immediate thought was OH GOD THAT POOR MAN.
But then I realized you were not swapping stories and that I am a dumbass. Carry on.
Sure, there are good reasons to not order farm-raised salmon. But this dude was somebody who clearly didn't actually ever want to order the salmon OR the beer and just wanted to ask stupid questions for no reason at all. If he'd actually cared how much beer was in a pint, he would've ordered the pint, but he didn't,…
Oh, totally shady as fuck. Even still, when you have to wait and can't plan your life because you MIGHT have to work in another 12 hours is still totally shitty.
A bird landed on the middle finger[...]
"She tourniquets her arm at the elbow with an ice pick and towel, washes the blood off, puts the offending knife onto the gas fire, heats it to a nice brick red and...wait for it...cauterize her own arm."
In her spare time, the chef from David's story enjoys Russian Roulette, eating glass, and arm-wrestling silverback gorillas during their mating season.
Ladies and gentleman, I give you the tale of Saint Basil Fuckoff, the patron saint of waiters and bartenders.
Jesus, that manager in the 4th story is a real sociopath. How would it even make your scheduling easier to only plan one night ahead, at 4am? Do people just plain enjoy making their employee's lives miserable, for fun?
My shithead govt. is scaling back benefits and programs that benefit the disabled, students and single parents, making my life heaps harder. #Rupertsfault.
Remember, you can only go through the gate one way.