Too bad Stewart had to die so young.

gramercydick reminds me of Deadspin Alex Trebek.

But wait!

Chris, could you beat Burneko in a game of one on one?

Did you by chance put down a large wager on the Warriors since you knew that it wasn’t close?

I think this is a form of humor in gramercypoliceville.

Excellent rebuttal. Just want to be clear that I am grasping your position fully.

So the Cavaliers, with the championship already effectively out of reach, made the only sane adjustment: They checked right the hell out. They pulled their own plug. And it was great. I mean, as basketball it sucked! But also it was great.

Forget it Raikkonensice...

Is that a picture of your dad in the avatar?

In your entire gramercy life, have you ever admitted to being wrong?

Beth, this sort of begs the question:

What are the odds that this will make it out of the greys? Not good.

What is astounding about that picture, Lauren?

I mean, it’s already widely referred to as “Cult-fit”, so...

I hope Lebron scores 82 and gets the Finals MVP after a soul crushing game 4 loss.

Kyle Wagner is a shining example of a Participation Trophy little boy all grown up.

I hate this story on every level, and she may actually be sad.

OMG, I just guffawed while on a conference call with an A-list director! Damn you. That’s some funny shit.