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Also ask him to explain World Trade Center, Building 7, while you are at it.

Shhhh....you’re upsetting the narrative with reality.

+1 Rasheed

I laughed.

Karma is simply another myth that humans use to explain away the random and often capricious cruelty of life.

Oh wait.

You don’t mean me, do you, Charlie?

Are Lyft and Uber even profitable, Emily?

Are Lyft and Uber even profitable, Emily?

BUT THAT WAS ONLY BECAUSE HE WAS DISTRAUGHT AND SAD ABOUT THAT DUMB JR SMITH!

It seems perfectly fitting that her bikini is an American flag.

Was it ever anything else, though?

The sheer fact that we are talking about “consoling” the alleged GOAT when adversity hits speaks volumes.

Steph Curry is the typical American result: a rich kid succeeds because he has the best food, best schools, can afford any piece of kit and attend any camp, and has a basketball court in the yard of his mansion.*great genetics and a great work ethic.

Which is why Cavs to win straight up would present a far more disastrous payout that must be prevented.

I’m visualizing double T’s on LBJ and Curry combined with an interpretative and emphatic Joey Crawford dance.

Oh dear God, does that bring up a sore memory.

I think the league would have suspended Thompson if they weren’t already knee deep in the roughly four other calls that went against the Cavs.

If the league wanted to put the kibosh on conspiracy theories, they might do as Phil Jackson once suggested.