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If he wasn’t so wrong, he’d be right.

It was 3-2 Rockets, with the Rockets beating Golden State at home in Game four. They were guaranteed a game 7 at home.

Yeah, I mean, you’re definitely giving short shrift to the Rockets here. Up 3-2 before the Paul injury, definitely had the Warriors offense out of synch, beating up Steph when he was on defense.

Oh wow, another article about how the Golden State Warriors are boring, have made the sport boring, and how this is the only dominant team in the game’s history who is terrible because it’s all just so awfully dull and life is no longer worth living. Maybe these articles are in fact hyper meta, and the amount and

If you think it’s bad now, watch what happens when Kawhi Leonard signs with the Warriors. (ducking)

Good, Goooood. Let the salt FLOW through you.

Is this more or less heroic than the time that Jeff Green, George Hill, and Rodney Hill swept the #1 seed Raptors in the playoffs?

This is fucking fantastic. Good riddance Cavs, Lebron, etc.

Best part is how now they are making a big deal out of a “broken right hand”, LeBron makes a show of giving all the Warriors and teammates pounds with his left hand...

The entire Deadspin staff is some 21 year old East Coast Ivy League bro douche who didn’t get hired by McKinsey to be a VC, or someone not from the Bay Area whose startup lost their funding and now hates all Northern Californian sports because of it. Cry your salty tears you East Coast cheesebutts and bring back Kevin

The problem for Player LeBron is that wherever he goes GM LeBron goes and GM LeBron kneecaps Player LeBron every year. And we haven’t even brought up Coach LeBron yet. That dude is awful.

Found the salty Cavs fan.

(I am not a PT, chiropractor, exercise physiologist, or generally anyone you should ever listen to ever. Nevertheless:)

Cross-fit style burpees look like a Push-up Burpee but the person doesn’t want to commit to doing an actual push-up so they half-ass it.
I fail to see how that is helpful, either do the pushup or don’t. This Worm Burpee is ridiculous and looks like horrible form... but I think that’s par for the course for cross-fit

Malone is still the most jacked NBA player ever

I mean how can one even recover from such a devastating bon mot?

I can tell by your choice of insults that you are the superior being. I concede defeat.

Curry had an off-night for sure, but part of that is due to the fact that the Cavs sold out on defense trying to stop him after his monster 3-pt game. That is why people like Javale McGee got 10 easy pts. Curry’s gravity still benefited the team even if his stat-sheet doesn’t reflect it.

KD made the right call. Anybody who complains about that is just salty.

Why are these fucking Crossfit things always named like they’re some kind of military op that’s about to get cocked-up?