Trypophobia, anyone?

Yeah, it’s really hard to tolerate complaints from bro-dozer truck owners about gas prices. 

It’s not price gouging if that’s your standard pricing, as opposed to the scumbags who jack up prices in the event of an emergency.

GM bean counters in such alternate universe:

According to Google Maps it’s 35 miles to Needles. If your tank is empty (which is stupid in the first place, because Mojave Desert) you can get 2-3 gallons to get you to civilization.  If you’re going the other way and didn’t tank up in Needles, then I guess you pay the “stupid tax”.

My 24Hours of Lemons family did build it.

“There’s a problem with wildly overcharging people for things in short supply and big demand?”

Bunch of ridiculous babies. Just about every extremely out of the way place I’ve been to is much more expensive for obvious reasons. Does this crowd complain about the price of soda at the movie theater, dinning on the top of viewpoints at parks, booze on a flight? I’m also assuming this station doesn’t get a lot of…

A family friend of mine for over 60 years, whose car only seems to turn right anymore, called me one day about something and he says, thinking it’s some really smart observation, “How come Obama didn’t do so and so about Covid?”. He wanted to hang up when I gave him the bulletin that Obama wasn’t president when Covid…

Come up with a new name, dammit! Let your new product earn a reputation on its own terms. Otherwise you’ll just diminish the ‘Mustang’ brand’s cachet.

Also, the Mustang Mach E, should have just been the Mach E. Less clunky to say, nods at Mustang history without pretending to be a mustang.

MAGAts somehow always make broken clocks appear intelligent.

Some days you pick up an earworm and you just know that it’s going to happily roll around your brain, all day. 

There’s A Bunch Of Tesla Model 3s Rolling MAGA Hats Sitting In A Random Field In Florida.

Elon is crossing his fingers for a hurricane flood-damage insurance claim.

It’s like Lincoln/Ford are actively trying to have children run over by their own parents. These behemoth vehicles need to die by fire

The scent of blunt fills the cabin.

coming soon to a whole foods near you taking up 2.5 parking spaces.

I understood that reference! Also Nicholas Cage agrees

Don’t these red light tickets and speed camera tickets just go to the registered owner of the car - not necessarily the driver?  That’s certainly the way it works in Canada.  And if that’s the case in the US too - having gender and race adds nothing to the ticket that makes it harder to fight.