Finally, DHL’s practice of chronic shipping delays pays off!

Exhibit A for the motion to hold him in contempt.

They actually appear to be torx head screws if you look closely. Also the orange stuff appears to be glue

Trump, Dershowitz, Stone, Giuliani; all of them that make up the current crew of corrupt Republican assholes learned from the absolute chaos goblin master of legal nihilism, Roy Cohn. According to Roger Stone, Cohn’s “absolute goal was to die completely broke and owing millions to the IRS. He succeeded in that.”

Not just contempt. I’d think he’s definitely flirting with theft charges at this point. He’s possessing (and hiding) somebody else’s property. Maybe some brave soul with a rented CyberTruck will run him off the road in an act of SWEET VIGILANTE JUSTICE!

Drumpf, the only moron that could get me to vote for a Democrat president for the third time.

I haven’t seen much commentary yet about how this promise would turboviolate his own “better than NAFTA” agreement that he previously was so incredibly proud to brag about.

So insanely stupid...but what else would you expect from someone driving a Cybertruck?

Also, if I saw UHauls just casually abandoning people in my neighborhood, I’d have a lot of questions. For all the b.s. the Republicans put out about human trafficking...this sounds and looks a lot like human trafficking.

What an embarrassment of a product and of a CEO. Tesla continues to prove it’s the company of style over substance these days. 

We are in fact NOT going to find out how good TUROs insurance is here, as they will likely deny and push the damages onto the customer.  Hope whatever the package was was worth it.

Any money says Tesla quietly thickens the webbing around the hitch (where you can see it’s paper thin and shatters) but doesn’t tell anyone because they’d have to retrofit the older trucks.

You don’t see the relevance of “Republicans” not having I.D.? Kind of hypocritical for all that party screams about.

...driven to neighbourhoods to carry out door-knocking expeditions in the back of a U-Haul van without seat beats....

The damages to the truck  will be an order of magnitude more than the stolen packages, that’s for sure. And there is no way that the insurance would cover an intentional crash.

Dude who can’t afford the image he wants to project makes believe he’s batman.

This is human trafficking, right? Elon technically committed human trafficking?

No, it’s how we in the Black community refer to other Black folks who pander to conservative Whites, trying to ingratiate themselves to people who hate them. For reference, see “coon” or “Steppin Fetchit”. 

The kind of person who would rent a Cybertruck is EXACTLY the kind of person who would destroy it living out some Fast and Furious fantasy because they can’t control their emotional impulses and want to see themselves as some kind of vigilante hero.

As much as I want to say these people got what they deserved, I know that at least some of them were just doing whatever they could to earn a buck.