Wait, so if Tesla doesn’t give Elon a huge pile of money they ALSO don’t have to waste their time and resources on a robotics program that won’t benefit their primary line of business?

I cant wait to hear what Tesla’s PR dept says about these “either I live or we all die” terror threats. Wait....hold on.....nevermind.  

The best deals are pretty depressing and/or horribly unreliable.

just make them compulsory. no exemptions. make it if you want to ride, you need a license AND a helmet. 

American’s conflate stupid choices with masculinity and safety being anti-masculine. One suggestion would be no healthcare, no state covered medical expenses help. If you are injured while motorcycling without a helmet, you cover all your medical costs out of pocket not the tax payers or others on your health…

I think a compulsory organ donation scheme if you don’t wear a helmet. And I don’t mean waiting until you wipe out, neither. Get caught not wearing a helmet, and I mean a full face helmet here because brain buckets don’t count, and someone can show up in the middle of the night to demand a kidney or half a liver if…

Sometimes memes are just too good:

Really? Because ‘AI bullshit in everything’ and ‘records every single thing you do on the computer and uploads it to the cloud’ seems more like it’s a full court press on complete fucktards who would subject themselves to this.

I’m constantly amazed that the alt-right “salt of the earth working class” idolize an old, silver-spooned Manhattanite who dodged the draft.

Duke boys got a pass because of Daisy.

Coulda been worse:

Just like the Third Reich is an everlasting part of German culture.

I say we tell all these billionaires yes, then pack ‘em all into the same rocket and... well, lets just say The Simpsons would get to claim another future prediction.

And when I say these LLM/Chatbot whatever you want to call them are unreliable and just going to make people dumber, I get called old man and told to go yell at clouds.

Fellow parent of a 4 year old here. I see a wide range of business names hosting kids events, since they kind of play to the goofy angle, so Dirt Dog on the surface isnt totally out of the ordinary. HOWEVER, even the most basic of Google searches should have told these parents that this business will only be providing…

Funniest part about this, is before Musk showed his true colors Rock wouldn’t be seen NEAR much less in one of those woke electric cars.

if only there were a way to safely implement the technology...

(onstar has been doing it for decades at this point)

Which doesn’t even make any sense, what tech have they sell besides cars and power stations? Do they export their motors and battery technology as well? do they sell their FSD to other manufacturers? how does anybody think they’re a tech company?  

I love how right wing pop culture works. Take a silver spoon kid from a tawny Detroit suburb, then dirty him up and redneck him out and the MAGA crowd loves him. Bonus points for saying tasteless and outrageous things. That demographics’ entire existence is about living in a bubble and echo chamber, they can only…